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Hi Gaud! Today I learned that horses have 400.000 different bloodtypes and I figured you wouldn't want to know that, so here you go!
thank you, i really didnāt!!!
#every day I wake up and am more terrified of horses
@salticidā youāre amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!
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āI can stop whenever I want to!ā
none of the stardew valley villagers are fuckable actually
theyāre just little guys
i have apparently underestimated the number of you that would like to know a Stardew Valley character carnally
when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right
that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks weāre cool and wants to pet us?
had to draw it
a few people pointed out that they probably wouldnāt understand what they were saying and just mimicking whatever sounds they happen to hear so I wanted to add this
Damn okay š

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rare tgwdlm rehearsal video
i hate this so so so so much and all of my Mutuals need to see it
Jon doing the wap dance was not what i needed on my dash tbh
some dnd backstory ideas that give your character a reason to leave home that isnāt āeveryone in my family died.āĀ (just to say: i have nothing against those backstories (i use them a lot), but its fun to mix it up!)
family/friends/personal
someone close to you is sick. you need to adventure to find a cure
someone stole something important from you and you need to find it
youāve received a message from a long lost relative and are trying to find them
someone that you love has been kidnapped (maybe you have to earn money to pay a ransom or complete some deedā¦)
adventuring runs in the family! everyone is expected to complete one quest in their lives
your family/culture sends people out to complete certain tasks when they reach a certain age as a rite of passage
another playerās character saved you in the past so you feel indebted to them and travel with them, protecting/aiding them
thereās a magical drought in your hometown and you have to fix it
your hometown doesnāt have a lot of jobs so you have to travel and send money back home
some childhood friends and you made a āscavenger huntā where you try and complete a checklist of certain tasks (ie. defeat a barbarian in hand to hand combat, steal x amount of gold, slay a dragon, etc) in an allotted amount of time
quests/jobs
a god/patron has sent you on a quest to do something for them
youāve been hired by someone to complete a task (and you get sucked into the big adventure along the way)
youāre on a quest for knowledge. maybe itās to learn the best ways of fighting, maybe itās something more academic related
your priest received a vision from your god and they sent you on a quest
youāre writing a book about the world and different cultures and you need first hand experience
youāve found every map youāve come across is shitty, so you decide to become a cartographer and make your own
youāre a detective who helps solve crimes and need to travel to solve a particular case
youāre a collector of a certain object and travel across the land to find it
youāre apart of an adventuring academy and have to complete a quest to graduate
youāre an artisan and you travel with your wares, trying to sell them. alternatively, youāre trying to spread word of your business and gain new business partners
you worked at a tavern your whole life where an old bard would sing songs of their adventuring party and that inspired you to go and do some adventuring of your own
feel free to add some of your own!
you just learned how shitty the world is and damnit somebodyās gotta fix it
you did something embarrassing and need to get the hell out of dodge
youāre taking a gap year
your arch nemesis is dying and you need to call them a bitch one last time before you go
hrt is free in a certain monastery
you met your significant other on fantasy tinder but they live across the kingdom
youāve heard humans have this thing called ādjinn Derā and you want to know what thatās all about
resume building
youāre adventuring to save up enough money to hire a wizard to cast True Polymorph on you because you wanna be a dragon, damnit
your friend got super drunk and stumbled into a random teleportation circle and you were the only sober one at the party so you have to go find them
you want that super powerful dudeās sword and will do anything to get it
you wanna get swole by hitting lots of different things with very large hammers
you want to prove the arrogant bard who told that super incorrect story in your tavern wrong by bringing them the evidence yourself
you read someoneās biography and want to imitate their life ultra-fan style
you found a message in a bottle asking you on a date
you want to find somewhere where your allergies will be less annoying but no one knows where that is so you have to find it for yourself
you really really want to see a volcano
you heard about another cultureās food and are desperate to try it
youāre interning with/shadowing a professional adventurer before you set off on your own
spite
^^^ Really like the spite one so hereās some more detailed specifics pertaining to it:
Your magic/craft is really unconventional and no one thinks itās useful so you head out on an adventure to prove them all wrong
You made a bet with your sibling/friend that you can find and kill a dragon/some other big monster
Honestly any bets of unlikely magnitudes are very fun
Your (possibly ex) god/patron told you a problem can only be solved one way and you donāt want to do it that way and you think thereās another way so hey, guess whoās being a rebellious child?
Thereās a legendary recipe (potion or legitimately baking/cooking) that requires incredibly rare, hard-to-procure ingredients and no one thinks itās possible to be made. Guess whoās doing it
Yeah sure everyone may think the world is bleh but that doesnāt mean youāre not gonna go and and spread kindness to counter it
Or maybe you think the world needs⦠less good. Maniacal laughter time
Spite is very fun
boredom
Backpacking around Fantasy Europe while taking a gap year, got a bit carried away.
Uhhh my character got blackout drunk, pissed off a sorcerer and got yeeted to the other side of the fucking world skdjfkgjg
And
Yeah
Sheās a bard skfjfkgj
girls don't want boys, girls want megamind's fucking sick platform goth boots that he wore to fight titan
if youāre having a bad day, hereās a cute little marching band
It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*
Me two minutes ago: ācry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?ā
Me now: (sobs into a tissue) āOH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIMEā (blows nose)
CAT PARADE IS BACK
I just saw the duck for the first time :ā)Ā
Oh god, watch it, please! This thins is like audio-visual antidepressants. itās so innocent and joyful and uncomplicated, and just the right level of interesting to hold your attention and let you slip into a happy little place inside your brain. This video has stopped me from having panic attacks, I swear.

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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
i think youāre lowballing the furry art amount tbh
Iām sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
no matter how I respond to this I donāt look good, well played. i walked right into that
Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them
You will die in 7 days
It took doctorās like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went āthat sounds like crohnāsā after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I canāt go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
You could if you werenāt a fucking coward
this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on hereĀ
i found it. the holy post.
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
Youāre going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.Ā
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and Iām almost halfway doneā¦
One hour and half done. Thatās impressive That takes real skill and perseverance
an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this⦠i hate everything
iād rather be eating anything but this
two and a half hoursā¦. my mouth will never taste normal again
3 fucking hours
Iāve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.Ā
Please. Please donāt bring this back.
āTis the season.
its almost the season again
Hey yāall. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors werenāt sure why but I fucking know.
That update killed meš