The juxtaposition of Bruce being a manwhore and Damian being like "Yep, one and done. I'll never look at another person as long as I breathe" is amaaaaazing 🫡
AHH TYY!! I think it was genuinely be so hilarious if Damian's online person opposed Bruce's in every way.
Bruce is super outgoing and out there? Damian is most reserved and elegant.
Bruce is playboy? Damian devotes himself to one person and one person only.
Bruce is known for dangerous hobbies that cause him to be banged up pretty badly? Well Damian works at the ER where there's a lot of accidents and crime-related shenanigans.
Bruce is elusive and lowk in a different country or city 99% of the time? You walk two metres into the city centre and you will definitely see Damian out and about.
There's like millions of people speculating if Damian is truly Bruce's son, not for nefarious reasons, but purely because they're nothing alike. Meanwhile in their personal lives, they share so many quirks and habits.




















