#bot45

In trying to ascertain why gungy grifter$ cling so close to the Real Fake President that it’s unseamly and unmanly, I finally zeroed in on the malignant trumpery afoot: many of the Diarrhea Tweeta’s cozyboy$ have one thing in common: they’re anchorhack$… former, current and some so vainglorious they’ll say anything for Vichy MSM FaceTime. 

Among the “Conservative Talk Show Hosts” of the inner circle jerks of Scamalot:

Mike “Devotional Gaze” Pence

The VP became uber churchy after two failed political runs, one featuring an ad campaign that revealed himself to be a bigot, and it wasn’t until he picked up a radio microphone and became the calm voice of bigotry and misogyny that a career was born. Freepress sources in Indiana tell me the churchy bit became amplified after an evangelical$ bailout over a bunk family oil deal (https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2006/10/1/252402/-). Until being selected to run as VP of Scamalot, Pence was on his way out as Indianans had had enough of hi$ churchy routine. Jane Mayer of the New Yorker likens his “devotional gaze” directed at the Real Fake President as a look usually reserved for first ladies.

https://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/mike-pence-talk-radio-225855

Sam “Weird Science” Clovis

Another wannabe politician who failed in his run for Iowa State Treasurer in 2014, Clovis had built a loopy fringe following through his conservative radio talkshow, “Impact With Sam Clovis,” where he espoused the usual info$lime found in bigoted pockets of AM radio. Clovis, not only hosted a radio show, he also blogged racist bull jive about President Barack Obama, and although he claims to be an academic, his writings reveal a tosser who calls climate change junk science and opines that legalizing same sex marriages could lead to nefarious chicanery. Now that it’s been outed Clovis talked to the Feebs about his role in RussiaGate, he withdrew his nomination for a position a grifter like he had no business being considered for in the first place: the Department of Agriculture’s chief scientist. To be sure, an anchor fomenter denier is some kinda weird science. Add sketchy to the resume and pffft.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-appointee-sam-clovis-was-a-birther-called-eric-holder-a-racist-black

Anthony “Ten Day$ of Infamy” Scaramucci

Aside from sperience at Goldman Sachs and “private wealth management,” Scaramucci joined Fox Business Network as a correspondent in 2014. He was fired ten days after his announcement as White House Communications Director. During his brief Scamalot stint, Scaramucci joined such White House talking heads as former Fox & Friends host, Heather Nauert, who currently serves as a spokesanchor for the State Department, and Lara Trump, who debuted her impression of a Fox propagandist for the Real Fake President’s Propaganda TV #sad.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017/08/02/lara_trump_s_debut_as_an_anchor_is_part_fox_news_part_amateur_vlogger_100.html

Steve “Blackbart” Bannon

Anyone who knew Andrew Breitbart says he’d be puking in his grave. Once Bannon, the creeper of #glitteringsteel lulz and Cambridge Analytica, took Mercer’s cash, it was on. After Mercer’s original pick for president, Ted Cruz, flopped, he assigned Creeper Bannon to MeinTrumpf and we all know how well that worked out as the global dom nature of glory hunters blasé blasé. But all you have to do to feel their erstwhile brolove is have a listen to Breitbart Radio to see how flattery directed at MeinTrumpf will get even fringe grifter$ a gig in Scamalot. Below, WaPo’s foxy David Fahrenthold gives a blow by blow of the blowhards hit parade:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/clips-from-breitbart-radio-show-reveal-trumps-relationship-with-stephen-bannon/2016/11/15/5854c606-ab89-11e6-8f19-21a1c65d2043_video.html?utm_term=..4443115d90d0

Sean “Shammity” Hannity

Although Shammity doesn’t hold an official position in Scamalot, the veteran Anchor Hack serves as Chief Apologist. In that position, Shammity not only is fending off pervy accusations of his own, but British government regulators just ruled his infoshow breached impartiality rules. In addition, his creepy coverage of the Roy Moore creeper-circus resulted in Keurig Coffee pulling ads off the Shammity Show today. Although I’m no fan of throwaway living, and prefer a French press with no filter or single use components, I do applaud businesses withdrawing support of veteran dooshe$ who assisted in turning our fathers into bigots (latest count: five advertisers have bailed). 

Remember when the boycotts aimed at his fellow anchor pervs started? Ya, turns out the shelf life on Anchor Hack$ finally expired in 2016 but America’s just batting cleanup.

Keep yacking boyz. You’re burying yourselves.

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Author/columnist Heidi Siegmund Cuda is a free press activist, screenwriter and film director. Her short film, “Rigged: A Tail of Corruption,” made its big screen debut at the Orcas Island Film Festival in Oct. 

You can see “Rigged” at riggedfilm.us

It’s been a great year for lawyers, as the rift in the space and time continuum bot by greedcreeper$ out for an ROI has required a great deal of verbal pingpong. Such inelegant absurdist inaccuracies are crafted by Veteran Rats of the Stone Age, who created the Geezers Playbook of “Deny Deny Deny” for their best boy Tricky Dick, who it turns out really was a dick (see PBS “Vietnam” doc, episode 7, where Nixon commits treason in 1968 by interfering with peace talks until after he’s elected. Bloody hell).

The point being: lawyers—mobbed up lawyers—are being paid to run interference on truth and create absurdist plotpoints, so as to continually point “the base” in the wrong direction, and it don’t take much for these squirrelly bastard$ cuz these times they are a’confusin’.

The collusion of foreign enemies, vichymsm and greed created a perfect storm of fuckery.

So for those who haven’t been following along and for the pleasure of those who have been, here are the Top Five whopper$ told by the lawyer$, advisor$ and coffee boy$ of Scamalot, some of whom have been indicted or pleaded guilty for their crimes against humanity.

ROGER “DENY EVERYTHING” STONE JR.

The original POS, the swell with the Nixon tatt, the auteur of hate. According to those cool cats at Mother Jones, Stone’s motto is the stuff of legend: “Admit nothing, deny everything, launch counterattack.” Charmed, I’m sure.

The biggest lie the erstwhile biz partner of Paul “Manafart” Manafort, hath spake… keep in mind, he’s been stewing in alt-fact$ since LSD was still legal… hmm, let’s go with that time he said Robert Mueller will make shit up to nail the Real Fake President. 

“The special counsel will try to manufacture a crime…” said Stone. https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2017/09/26/roger_stone_mueller_will_manufacture_crime_to_get_manafort_to_say_trump_colluded_with_russians.html

To see/hear just how inane that lie is, view my character timeline on Robert Mueller III to learn about his beautiful mind. https://maewestside.tumblr.com/post/164852333901/your-data-their-greed-cyber-boxing-in-america

In other words, Silent Bob Mueller is not a “make-shit-up” type of guy. But for Stone, lying and breathing is allegedly and by his own admission a two-fer.

PAUL “MANAFART” MANAFORT

The indictments are real, and they’re spectacular. Along with well-documented history of harming citizens in multiple countries by waltzing his penny-loafered arse into the hearts of dictators and running off with the booty, Manafort… allegedly and by his own admission… has been manafarting on democracy for personal gain for decades, and Mueller has the records.

Here’s a big tale told by an id’jot, a bumbling inelegant lie spake on CBS, 7/2016, from the mouth of Manafort, who at the time, was the campaign manager for MeinShit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuJQxij2JA4

Anchor: “So to be clear, Mr. Trump has no financial relationships with any Russian oligarchs.”

Manafort: “Th…that’s what he said, uh, and, that’s what I said, th…that’s obviously what our position is.”

Whatevs.

GEORGE “I LIED TO THE FEEBS” PAPADOPOULOS

On October 5, 2017, the former foreign policy advisor to #Dummkopf45 pleaded guilty to making false statements to FBI agents relating to contacts he had with agents of the Russian persuasion, while working for the Trump campaign.

Oopsy. Guilty. A chorusline of Low Level Coffee Boys now forming, as Scamalot Kollaborator$ fearful lawyers without a conflict of interest are in short supply. Lying to the Feebs is bigly, despite gaslighting attempts by Scamalot to undermine.

MICHAEL “FLYNNSTONEMEN$ & SON” FLYNN

Oopsy. Guility. Hoisted by his own petard. I’ve reached out to Admirals, Generals and other war experts to gain insight into why a celebrated military man would trade his 33 years of service to become a parti$an creep, one who we were warned about prior to his 24-days as #Dummkopf45 National Security Adviser. They. Are. Horrified.

His bigly lie? In December 2017, he pleaded guilty to one felony count of lying to the FBI about contacts he had with the Russian government during the Real Fake President’s transition. And not for nathin, both father and son had a swell time tweeting Real Fake Stories about “Pizzagate” from Russian propaganda sites, pre election.

To be sure, witness Flynn, a former 3-Star General of the United States Army, embarrassing himself profoundly and forever as he encourages venom against a lady leader:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRSxw2KKYVE

As Flynn cuts manafarts with the FBI, it’s clear the only ones who are in danger of being locked up are not the lady leader targeted by the relentless misogyny of Scamalot and its creepy hangeronners, but the Lying Liar$ of Scamalot. Guilty as charged. According to trial lawyer Tracy Green, the Flynn deal is a precision strike by Team Mueller.

“It’s a sign of strength and truly experienced prosecutors that they would have Flynn plead to only one count of false statements because it gives prosecutors flexibility in building their cases against others,” says Green.

MICHAEL “LAWYERS WHO NEED LAWYERS” COHEN

In seeking the most overt untruth by the personal lawyer of the Real Fake President, I went with the lowhanging fruit:

“My reputation was damaged,” said Cohen, to the Senate Intelligence Committee. Lulz.

Cohen is referring to his appearance in the infamous Steele Dossier, and not his confirmed email correspondi with felonious mobster Felix Sater, published in the New York Times, as well as his unrequited email to a Pootain’ flak. 

To be sure, Cohen is in no danger of a besmirched reputation cuz he’s not widely regarded for his ethical stances on behalf of humanity, but he is known for his close ties to Scamalot, the Ukraine and eurotrash mobsters.

http://www.newsweek.com/michael-cohen-trump-personal-lawyer-657344

Next thing you know, video will surface of the Real Fake President pulling wings off flies. His lawyers will call it science.

Because the things that Americans need as they sift through the debacle of Scamalot… clarity, truth… cannot easily be found in Vichy MSM, an unshackled gal like I must help clarify the narrative. When you’ve worked in corporate telly and print, you know the racket. Sometimes you’ll get some truth, and often you get the mandate from the billionare$ who sign the checks. Ergo, there’s no checks and balances on truth in reporting, so it’s difficult to find it anywhere consistently. Truth in corporate controlled media is like the rose that grows from the concrete. Cherish it.

Even the most noblest of things you see on TV are sponsored by greedcreeper$ who are cyberbombing the world with info-lie$ adjusted to ensure a winning portfolio. 

But as the rotating doors of Scamalot’s very own Stoolie$ reminds we truthseekers that THIS IS NOT NORMAL, I figgered, just as I gave you a character timeline of “Silent Bob” Mueller vs the Mob Carny, aka the “Diarrhea Tweeta,” I felt it was important for someone from #freepress to step up and count the “Fade Outs” lulz, those fired or who resigned from working with the Worst Thing That’s Ever Happened to Our Country and Certainly the Most Déclassé: the Real Fake President aka #Bot45, a full-on mental ca$e. 

So here goes, a writer who ain’t a mathemagician attempts the arithmetic of a Real Fake President who can’t control his staff lulz:

THE FADE OUTS, in order of their last appearance:

Tom Price, House and Human Services lulz… quit in di$grace

Sebastian Gorka, WH Counterterrorism Advisor lulz… re$igned

Andrew Hemming, Rapid Response Director lulz, who was tasked with peddling positive news stories to both media and #Bot45 #sad… resigned

Carl Icahn, Special Advisor… recu$ed hisself

Steve Bannon, WH Chief Strategi$t lulz… depend$ who you a$k or read, but hi$ removal put him outsky on his own tripsky, still funded by #mercercreeper and the queens of “glittering steel” lulz and getting lots of facetime on #vichymsm as loose gravel everywhere

Anthony Scarymucci, WH Communications Director… fired #burpfarthurl

Reince Priebus, WH Chief of $taffz lulz… fired lulz

Michael Short, Asst. Press Secretary… resigned

Sean $picer, WH Press Secretary… resigned lulz #burpfart

Michael Dubke, WH Communiations Director… resigned

James Comey, Director of the FBI… fired not lulz… very serious shit

Angella Reid, WH Chief Usher… “dismissed” not lulz… #trulysad

KT McFarland, Deputy National Security Advisor… reassigned lulz

Katie Walsh, Deputy Chief of Staff… dismissed? repurposed? after health care fail

Preet Bharara, US Attorney for the Southern District of New York… fired not lulz 

Craig Deare, National Security Council Senior Director for Western Hemisphere Affairs… fired not lulz… (an example of the vainglorious #mental45 inability to not be fawned over relentlessly i.e., “kiss the ring, bitch”)

Michael Flynn, National Security Advisor lulz not lulz… #treasonweasel

Sally Yates, #shero, United States Deputy Attorney General… fired resulting in a promotion into the hearts of the American public

Patrick Kennedy, Under Secretary of State for MGMT… quit #word

Now gentle reader, this is only a fraction of reality: the night I arrived in Washington, DC, to partake in the Women’s March, I was hosted by a gent who had resigned his position in our government that evening and shook the hand of the gentleman who had hired him, President Barack Obama, on the way out the door.

My host, like many, had no intention to ever work under a Real False President, a man of such staggering inelegance whose staggering track record of failure and mobponzi-ne$$ was downplayed so profoundly by Vichy MSM which was profiting so tremendously off his rise… but I digress (stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before; and it’s not too late to sign my #cybertreason @moveon petition https://twitter.com/foxycuda/status/854824622901960704).

As we await the next resignation, firing, scandal or whatevs to oust SessionsCreeper, PruitCreeper, ConwayCreeper, the Golden Doo$h and of course the Diarrhea Tweeta hisself, we also want to remind everyone that we prolly won’t remember the names of those who bailed on #Bot45 early, but the stench of collaborator$ will last long after impeachment.

Gee, I’m guessing a few of my millionaire pals are wishing they’d listened to their only real friend in the media when I cautioned them a year ago to not take the call, the filthy lucre or the facetime.

Kliegeye is a permanent condition when the spotlight becomes an interrogation light.

#word

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Emmy award-winning investigative reporter Heidi Siegmund Cuda’s latest film, “Rigged: A Tail of Corruption,” makes it big screen debut at the Orcas Island Film Festival, which takes place the weekend of Oct. 6-9. Cuda is one of three directors who won a grant to make a short film on the San Juan Islands. You can view her film, “RIGGED,” here: http://www.orcasfilmfest.com/rigged/

Cuda believes the world is being misrepresented by vichy media, which is inflaming hate for profit, when most of this world is beautiful and people love each other and this uptick in misery we are seeing is a for-profit stew that’s now metastasizing.