#bosix

Do you all remember when I was obsessing over a weird stickfigure that appeared on certain pages of the Alan Becker shop? Bkg06?

Well the shop's website got a coat of fresh paint along with some stock adjustments. But @storgicbytes noted the addition of a stickfigure that caught my eye...

blue_guy.

Who is this guy. It's CLEARLY not blue. AND WHERE ARE HIS FEET.

That's when I realized. It's the same type of stickfigure as bkg06. The one that takes a pose an official stickfigure and becomes warped as it tries to mimic it, form, color, and all.

And then I realized something else.

All of the cute CG gifs are gone.

In fact, there are NO signs of the CG popping in or out like there were before.

So then...

WHO THE HELL IS THIS?

GREEN_GUY?

AND HE'S POSING LIKE... LIKE PURPLE???

wait. Purple? and Navy? There's no w-

Holy shit. What is happening. Are they multiplying? Wtf?

The fact that the AB team updated their website. DELIBERATELY kept bkg06. And added these... these THINGS...

It doesn't add up... the AB shop is hiding something from us all... I always knew it was off... I'm onto you Big Alan...