#borkie

Ahsoka: Is that beskar?

Kylo: It helps shut everything up, sometimes.

Rey: But how the hell did you get it? Even the First Order barely has any.

Grogu: Buir!

Kylo: Yeah, from them. 

Rey: They gave you that much beskar?

Kylo: …they are the Mand’alor.

Everyone except Grogu: WHAT?

Kylo, to Rey: No one ever told you?

Rey: No!

——Later——

Obi-Wan: The Mandalorians are a divided people…

Leia: And a dying one.

Kylo: They were, they united and grew strong under the current Mand’alor. 

Grogu: Rah-um.

Kylo: Ugh, yes, the Mand’alor didn’t even do it intentionally. They won the Darksaber and they’ve since won the epithet Mand’alor the Reluctant.

——Later——

Luke, now awkwardly holding Grogu at the kid’s demand: So, how did this…happen?

Kylo: I don’t know, I was like seven. I do remember you coming to say you got married without anyone even knowing the person, though.

Rey: Organa, Skywalker, Solo, the Mand’alor- any other famous relatives I should know about?

Grogu: Ba’vodu.

Kylo: In a couple different ways, actually, depending on how you include family friends.

Rey: …who is this person?

Kylo: You know the Daimo of Tatooine?

Rey: Fucking Boba Fett?

Luke: He’s dead?

Leia: We saw a sarlacc eat him. He’s dead.

Kylo: Well, he didn’t die, I guess. He’s a vague family friend, mostly through Grogu’s buir, so I only saw him a handful of times as a kid. His riduur on the other hand…also a relative, depending on how you quantify Jedi lineage relationships and also genetic relations.

Anakin: What? Who?

Kylo: His name’s Kor-Katan Kryze.

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One thing to note about me though I’m a BIG Borkie shipper. The biggest you could say. I’M THE #1 BORKIE STAN

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