AU where tobirama is convinced madara and hashirama have mutual crushes on one another and does like everything ever to try and surreptitiously get them together but nothing ever happens and Tobirama is like wtf why
Bc in reality madara has had a crush on Tobirama for ages but Tobirama is too oblivious to his advances bc he thinks Madara hates him and is just trying to get into Hashiramaβs pants by being nice to him π
Cue hashirama trying not to bash his head against the wall listening to madara whine about tobirama being oblivious while they're at their 500th mysterious joint mission to a romantic couples village
Hashirama tells madara to just confess but madara says NO I WILL GET HIM TO SEE MY SUBTLE GALAXY BRAIN COURTING ATTEMPTS!!
Hashirama wonders how he became the smartest person in this situation
