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probably the longest rp I ever had. the funniest as well Im the karkat
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TG: hey vantas
CG: STRIDER
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT
TG: what do you mean what do i want
TG: im just here minding my own business
CG: PFT MH HM SURE YOU NORMALLY DONT GREET ME UNLESS YOU WANT SOMETHING
TG: bullshit
CG: DO WE NEED TO GO DOWN THE LIST?
TG: no cuz there aint one
CG: WE WENT A MONTH WITH OUT TALKING TIL YOU FINALLY CALLED ME AND ASKED ME TO PICK YOU UP APPLE JUICE BECAUSE YOU RAN OUT
TG: uh
CG: ...
TG: well what about that time we went like a month and a half without talking til you asked me to get you some ice cream cuz you ran out during a chick flick marathon
CG: SHIT
CG: OKAY LETS AGREE WERE BOTH TERRIBLE FRIENDS
TG: maybe you but not me
TG: at least i got you the ice cream without bitching
CG: OH SHUT UP AND YOU /TECHNICALLY/ DID, YOURE THE ONE WHO STAYED AT MY PLACE AND COMPLAINED ABOUT MY TASTE IN MOVIES
TG: yeah well i only stayed cuz i wanted to make sure you didnt drown yourself in your tears
CG: THAT WAS LOW STRIDER, I DO NOT CRY OVER MOVIES.
TG: what were all those tissues i saw for then
CG: WHO KNOWS I COULD OF BEEN FUCKING JACKING OFF
TG: to romcoms
TG: why am i not surprised
CG: OF FUCK YOU HARD UP THE ASS WITH A GODDAMN KITCHEN KNIFE
CG: *OH))
TG: dude
TG: gross
CG: I HATE YOU
TG: love you too snookums
CG: *SNARLS* SNOOKUMS REALLY?
TG: yeah honey bunches
CG: OH GOD THEY KEEP GETTING WORSE
CG: PLEASE STOP
TG: worse
TG: or better
TG: crab cake
CG: CUNTFUCKER
TG: thats a lovely name
TG: kitten
CG: JERKOFF
TG: honeykins
CG: JACKASS
TG: sweetheart
CG: INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILIA
TG: my angel from heaven above
CG: VOMIT INDUCING SCUM BAG CHUCKLE FUCK
TG: lollipop
CG: ASSLIC- LOLLIPOP? OH MY FUCKING I GIVE UP YOU WIN
TG: haha finally
TG: i was starting to run out of names
TG: doll
CG: I COULD TELL.... WHY DID I EVEN BELIEVE YOU FOR A FUCKING SECOND
TG: you what
CG: WHAT YOU?
TG: yoat whu
CG: WHY DO I PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT?
TG: cuz you love it
CG: OH YES I LOVE CONSTANTLY HAVING TO REFRAIN FROM GOING INSANE
TG: hey man you said it not me
CG: DEAR GOD YOURE AN IDIOT SOMETIMES
TG: tell you what
CG: HM?
TG: if you want ill just go and never talk to you ever again
TG: surely youll say yes if you hate me so much
CG: MH TEMPTING OFFER BUT...
TG: but what
CG: YOU KNOW THAT I CANT LIVE WITH OUT YOU BECAUSE GODDAMIT STRIDER YOU ARE YOU
TG: *smirk* thats what i thought
CG: *SCOWLS ROLLING HIS EYES* DONT LET THOSE WORDS GO TO YOUR HEAD YOUR EGO IS ALREADY BIG ENOUGH
TG: too late man its getting bigger as we speak
CG: DAMN WELL SAVE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN
TG: too late man theres no hope
TG: its an unstoppable force of raw egotism
TG: and its all your fault man
TG: you did this
TG: i hope youre happy
CG: LOOKS LIKE I DESTROYED THE HUMAN RACE, THE WORLD IS NOW MINE I AM VERY HAPPY
TG: you know that means no new romcoms right
TG: and nobody to yell at
TG: are you really happy
CG: BLEH I STILL HAVE YOU. I CAN YELL AT YOU AND WE CAN MAKE NEW ROMCOMS
TG: dont i get a say
CG: NO
TG: sigh
TG: fine
TG: ill be the leading man right
TG: spoiler alert of course
CG: WOW
TG: im the manlier one of us two
CG: REALLY?
TG: yeah really
CG: ..... WHO SAID THAT WE WERE THE COUPLE IN THE ROMCOM
CG: I CAN FIND A SEX DOLL AND YOU TWO CAN HAVE MANY ROMANTIC SCENES
CG: AND OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS SOUNDS LIKE A PORNO
TG: finally he realizes what romcoms really are
CG: THEY ARE NOT PRONOS!
TG: theres hope for him yet
TG: too bad it had to come after the end of the world
CG: THEY HAVE PLOTS
CG: AND
TG: so do high class pornos
CG: ... FUCK YOU
TG: even many low class ones
CG: WHATEVER
TG: do i at least get to pick out the doll
CG: NO
TG: youre so mean to me
TG: i dont think i wanna do this
CG: YOU DO NOT GET TO DECIDE ANYTHING WHAT SO EVER, AND TOO BAD
TG: ooh youre so dominant
TG: surely you wanna be the leading man instead
TG: i can direct
CG: UH HELL NO
TG: why not
CG: BECAUS EI'M THE ONE WATCHING
CG: *HE CRINGED*
TG: you finally realized huh
CG: SHUT UP
TG: that youd be watching me fuck a doll
TG: for your enjoyment
CG: OKAY OKAY WE ARE NOT MAKING ANY ROMCOMS
TG: thank god
TG: so that just leaves yelling
CG: PRETTY MUCH
TG: what if i go deaf
TG: will you still enjoy it
CG: PROBABLY NOT AS MUCH BUT YEA
TG: yell at a wall then
TG: paint it with my likeness
TG: or oh i know
TG: dress the doll like me
CG: *GIVES HIM A WHAT THE FUCK EXPRESSION* NO DOLLS ARE BANNED FOREVER
TG: haha alright
CG: *ROLLS EYES* YOU DO REALIZE THE WORLD DIDNT REALLY END I HOPE
TG: wow i had no clue
CG: IM NOT SURPRISED
TG: yeah guess im so dumb right
CG: NO TO BE TRUTHFUL YOURE THE SMARTEST OUT OF ALL MY FRIENDS YOU JUST HAVE REALLY STUPID MOMENTS IN MY OPINION
TG: oh yeah
TG: name one
TG: besides hanging around you
TG: cuz thats just obvious
CG: FIRST OFF FUCK YOU FOR THAT COMMENT, AND SECOUND YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PLAY WITH YOURE BROTHER'S KATANA WHILE BALANCING ON ROPE
TG: *wince* hey man that was a long time ago
TG: ive changed ok
TG: at least i dont play with katanas anymore
CG: *GIVES HIM A POINTED LOOK SMIRKING* SURE YOU CHANGED, THEN TELL ME WHAT DO YOU PLAY WITH NOW YOURSELF?
TG: uh i just play video games and mess around on my turntables in between making comics and taking photos
TG: no blades for me unless im strifing
TG: and i take that seriously
TG: i bet you play with lame shit
CG: WHY DID I ASK?
TG: like i dunno
TG: dolls
CG: REALLY
CG: WERE BRINGING DOLLS
CG: BACK INTO THIS
TG: they never really left
CG: JESUS FUCKING CHIRST
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TG: hey man you started it
CG: I DIDNT KNOW IT WOULD END LIKE THIS
TG: now you have to deal with the consequencces
TG: how does it feel karkat
CG: IT FEELS SHITTY
TG: how shitty
TG: are we talking mean 50 first dates shitty
TG: or lost in translation shitty
CG: I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU I SWEAR
TG: *smirk* then wholl you yell at
CG: YOUR DEAD BODY
TG: youll have to get rid of it eventually
CG: YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT WOULD BE A LOSS?
TG: ouch
CG: HOW DOES THAT FEEL DAVE?
TG: *eye roll* shitty
CG: APPLE JUICE SHITTY OR YOUR RAPS SHITTY?
TG: nah
CG: NAH?
TG: more like your fashion sense shitty
CG: SAYS THE HIPSTER IN SKINNY JEANS
TG: youre just jealous cuz they accentuate my ass
TG: you wear those baggy jeans cuz you dont have one
CG: I DONT EVEN HAVE A COMEBACK FOR THAT ONE
TG: good
TG: if i wanted some comeback id wipe it off your chin
CG: MEH ILL THINK OF ONE LATER
CG: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT!
TG: haha
CG: WAS THAT A SEXUAL INNUENDO?
TG: uh duh
CG: THATS IT IM DONE I'M LEAVING
TG: k bye
CG: WOW NOT EVEN GONNA STOP ME THANKS, SADLY I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY SHITTY LIFE
TG: i know youd never leave me
CG: ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL ONE OF THESE DAYS
TG: *shrug* if you say so
TG: hope youre happy that way
CG: THATS PROBABLY THE NICEST THING YOU EVER SAID TO ME WITH OUT BEING A SMARTASS... WAIT
TG: what
CG: YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC WERENT YOU
TG: not really
TG: if you wanna stop talking to me thats your choice and ill respect it even if it sucks
CG: THATS REALLY ... HUMANE. EVEN IF IT SUCKS?
TG: yeah
TG: what you think i dont actually like you
CG: I DONT KNOW. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT WE ARE, FRIENDS, ACQUAINTANCES ?
TG: *shrug* we dont gotta put a name on it i think
TG: were just dave and karkat
TG: we dont need a label
CG: .. INTERESTING
TG: what do you mean interesting
CG: JUST ITS AN INTERESTING WAY TO LOOK AT IT I GUESS
TG: hm
TG: yeah i guess
CG: SO WHATS IT LIKE BEING DAVE?
TG: its pretty annoying having everyone at my feet all the time trying to catch a little coolness as it slowly drifts down from me like snowflakes
TG: whats it like being karkat
CG: CONCEDED MUCH? A PAIN IN THE ASS, HAVING EVERYONE'S ASSES IN YOU'RE HANDS METAPHORICALLY NOT LITERALLY DONT YOU FUCKING DARE MAKE THAT PERVERTED
TG: or else what
CG: OR ELSE ILL STRING YOU UP BY YOUR TOES AND KICK YOUR ASS
TG: so tough
CG: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT STRIDER
TG: youre such a badass arent you
TG: always threatening people with violence
CG: *EYE ROLL* I'M MORE OF A BADASS THEN YOU THATS FOR SURE
TG: funny i dont think ive ever heard of you making good on your threats
CG: WHO SAYS I NEED TO?
TG: *shrug* you dont have to but youre not really a badass dude
CG: WHATEVER HUMOR ME HERE
TG: alright
TG: ill pretend youre a bad ass just this once
TG: what now
CG: THANK YOU
CG: I DONT KNOW
TG: should i quake in fear
TG: or shiver in terror
CG: YES
CG: BOW DOWN TO ME DAVE STRIDER
TG: *bows down*
TG: *still down* what now o merciful ass kicker
CG: *CHUCKLES*
CG: HELL I DIDINT ACTUALLY THINK YOU WOULD DO IT
TG: you never know with me
TG: im full of surprises *stands up*
CG: IM SURE YOU ARE *HE SAID SARCASTICALLY*
TG: good to see were on the same page *eye roll*
CG: I FEEL AS IF WERE ARE NOT ON THE SAME PAGE
TG: oh yeah
TG: whys that
TG: wanna check the titles of our books
CG: WE PROBABLY SHOULD BECAUSE I DONT REMEMBER BUYING "HOW TO BE A DOUCHEBAG FOR DUMMIES"
TG: whats your book titled then
TG: how to be a jackass in 12 easy steps
CG: DAMN WELL IT LOOKS LIKE WE DONT EVEN HAVE THE SAME BOOK MUCH LESS THE SAME PAGE
TG: whatre we gonna do about this
CG: I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME
TG: alright
TG: i decide well do what you decide
CG: I DECIDE THAT WE WILL DO WHAT YOU DECIDE
TG: guess well go back to the bookstore
TG: you can a badass there and get our money back
CG: PFT WHAT AND YOU WILL DISTRACT EVERYONE WITH YOUR COOLNESS
TG: so you admit im cool
TG: about time dude
TG: theres hope for you yet
CG: YEA I GUESS MY BRAIN FINALLY ROTTED AND I STARTED TO BELIEVE YOU WERE COOL
TG: rotted
TG: more like recovered from a nasty bout of vantasitis
CG: VANTASITIS THATS A NEW ONE
TG: you should be familiar with it after all its your condition
CG: NAH NOT ANYMORE I'M CURED REMEMBER
TG: yeah but
TG: whatever
CG: YES I FINALLY WON
CG: HA TAKE THAT ASSHOLE
TG: enjoy it
TG: itll never happen again
CG: DONT SOUND DO SURE
TG: why not
TG: i wont let it happen again
TG: what did you even win anyway
CG: I DONT KNOW SOME SORT OF POINTLESS ARGUMENT
TG: yeah ill take that
TG: its hard but ill try to move on
CG: PFT DO I ATLEAST GET A PRIZE
TG: yeah sure
TG: what do you want
TG: another lame romcom i bet
CG: THATS UP TO YOU TO DECIDE, YKNOW WHAT NO I DONT BELIEVE IT OR NOT
TG: if i decide then i think ill get you some awesome shades just like mine
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CG: OH HELL NO ILL TAKE A ROMCOM PLEASE
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TG: you sure man
TG: dont you wanna be cool
CG: YOURE NOT COOL
TG: you just said i was
TG: did the vantasitis set in again
CG: SHADES ARE NOT COOL, AND I WAS BEING A SMARTASS EARLIER
TG: wow im surprised
TG: you know they are
TG: no need to be jealous dude
TG: i can hook you up
CG: I DONT NEED YOU TO "HOOK ME UP"
TG: fine
CG: FINE
TG: suit yourself lame-o
TG: what romcom do you want
CG: LOVE ACTUALLY
TG: that sounds really sucky
TG: when do you want it
CG: WHY NOT NOW
TG: fine
TG: sit tight man ill go get it
CG: NO IM COMING WITH YOU
TG: why
TG: dont you trust me
CG: YOULL PROBABLY COME BACK WITH SHITTY PORN AND A SEX DOLL
TG: cmon im not that big a perv
CG: YEA YOU KIND OF ARE
TG: how
CG: ALL THOSE WEIRD PUPPET SEX DOLLS AROUND YOUR HOUSE
TG: dude those arent mine
TG: theyre my bros and you know that
TG: i hate them man
CG: YEAH WELL IT WOULD BE FUNNIER IF THEY WERE YOURS
TG: fuck off
CG: I COULD BUT YOU SEE
CG: THIS IS MY ONLY SOURCE OF ENTERAINMENT
TG: lucky me
CG: VERY MUCH SO STRIDER
TG: cmon lets just go get your dumb movie so it can entertain you instead of me
CG: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME BUT ITS NOT DUMB ITS A FUCKING CLASSIC
TG: whatever i dont care
TG: not like im gonna watch it
CG: THEN WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO *HE SAID SKEPTICALLY WALKING OUTSIDE*
TG: *follows him outside* i dunno im going home i guess
TG: or maybe to johns
CG: DAMN WELL OKAY
TG: believe it or not i have a life outside of you
CG: SORRY IT SEEMED VERY UNLIKLY I'M IMPRESSED REALLY
TG: thanks
CG: YOUR WELCOME
TG: uh huh *heads to the video store*
CG: *FOLLOWS HIM SEARCHING THE RACKS FOR THE MOVIE
TG: *he browses looking for something for himself*
CG: *WALKS OVER TO DAVE HIS MOVIE IN HAND* FIND ANYTHING?
TG: *looks away from the movie* nah
TG: guess ill just get a doll then
CG: YOU TWO HAVE FUN
TG: ill name the kid after you
TG: *heads to the counter*
CG: EW
CG: *PLACES THE MOVIE DOWN*
TG: *pays for it and hands it over to him*
TG: have fun
TG: try not to go comatose ok
TG: i know these things reduce brain activity
CG: IF I WERE TO I WOULD START TO THINK I WAS IN MY OWN FUCKING MOVIE, AND ARE YOU SURE?
TG: yeah im pretty sure
TG: later man
TG: *heads out*
CG: BYE I GUESS *HE SHRUGS*
TG: *heads home*
CG: *GOES BACK TO HIS PLACE AND STARTS THE MOVIE AN HOUR IN IS CRYING* F-FUCK NO IM NOT GOING TO CALL DAVE
TG: *playing games with john now*
CG: *GRUMBLES WIPING AWAY A TEAR REACHING FOR HIS PHONE* GODDAMIT HE PROBABLY ISNT EVEN GOING TO PICK UP
TG: *throughly getting his ass kicked at every game*
CG: *DAILS HIS NUMBER PAUSING THE MOVIE*
TG: *lets it ring without checking who it is*
CG: *WAITS FINALLY HEARING THE BEEP INDICATING HE "ISNT" THERE* WOW FUCK YOU TOO ASSHOLE
TG: *keeps getting beaten by john*
CG: *DEBATES WHEATHER HE SHOULD CALL AGAIN FINALLY SENDING DAVE A TEXT* 'HEY STRIDER DID YOU LEAVE A DEAD RAT AT MY PLACE AGAIN, IT FUCKING REEKS GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE'
TG: *after about 25 minutes he checks his phone during a break and responds* nah man i didnt leave anything there
TG: you sure it isnt your own bo
CG: 'IM PRETTY SURE... CAN YOU JUST COME OVER AND HELP ME FIND IT?'
TG: youre crying arent you
CG: WHAT NO OF FUCKING COURSE NOT.. WHAT WPUULD OYU DO IF I SAID I WAS
TG: id roll my eyes
TG: oh wait i already am
CG: I'M FACEPALMING I HOPE YOU KNOW, YOUR TEXT JUST GAVE ME CANCER
TG: your movies give me cancer so now were even
TG: *gets up and sends john away* im coming over ok
TG: i could use a break from beating johns ass at video games
CG: OKAY FINE NO ONES MAKING YOU, WE CAN GET OUR CHEMO DONE TOGETHER, BULLSHIT WE BOTH KNOW HE KICK YOUR ASS
TG: bullshit
TG: theres so much winning going on over here and im the one doing it
CG: CUT THE CRAP STRIDER, OH CMON HE ATLEAST GOT ONE WIN IN RIGHT
TG: ok maybe one
CG: MAYBE ONE LOSE
CG: *LOST))
TG: yeah fine so he won a few times
TG: cuz i let him
TG: i was feeling charitable
CG: OH OF COURSE THE EVER SO NOBLE AND CHARITABLE DAVE STRIDER EVERYONE
TG: no need to applause everybody
TG: i dont do it for the praise
TG: *gets ready and heads out*
TG: want me to bring you anything
CG: GOD YOU ARE SUCH A PRICK NOW HURRY UP *SMILES AT HIS PHONE* SOMETHING WITH SUGAR?
CG: NOT A PENIS LOLLIPOP THOUGH
TG: to make up for your lack of sweetness yeah
TG: shit what else can i get you if not a dick shaped sweet
CG: OUCH
CG: SOMETHIGN THAT ISNT DICK SHAPED
TG: is vagina shaped ok or is that also out
TG: *heads to a covenience store to get ice cream*
CG: THATS A NO GO
CG: SOOO NO GENITALIA IN GENERAL
TG: anus it is then
TG: *gets a tub of rocky road ice cream and some of karkat's favourite soda*
CG: ITT BETTER BE ONE GODDAMN SWEET ANUS
TG: yeah
TG: only the finest chocolate for you
CG: FUCK YEA, YOU ENDED UP GETTING ICE CREAM DIDNT YOU
TG: course i did
TG: *pays and heads over to karkat's*
CG: I KNOW YOU TO WELL *WAITS FOR HIM*
TG: *knocks on his door*
CG: *WIPES HIS FACE ONCE AGAINS, HE OPENS THE DOOR*
CG: OH LOOK IT DOESNT SMELL LIKE DEAD RAT ANYMORE
TG: *steps inside and sets the stuff on the kitchen counter before he sniffs the air* yeah it just smells like disappointment and shitty movies now
CG: YEA I THINK THE DISAPPOINTMENT IS COMING FROM YOU THOUGH
TG: i can leave if im disappointing you
CG: * HE ROLLED HIS EYES* YES BECAUSE I PATHETICALLY BEG YOU TO COME OVER JUST TO KICK YOUR ASS OUT AGAIN'
TG: sounds like something youd do in the middle of a romcom induced hormonal swing *he opens the ice cream*
CG: WE ALREADY ESTABLISHED WE ARENT A ROMCOM. *LOOKS AROUND INSIDE THE BAG FINDING THE SODA SMIRKING* WELL I HOPE THIS IS FOR ME BECAUSE IF NOT THEN WELL FUCK YOURE GONNA HAVE A SODA THIEF
TG: *eye roll* course its for you
TG: i wouldnt drink that shit if it was the last thing on earth
TG: *he gets two spoons*
TG: here *hands him one* try not to eat all my ice cream
CG: *SCOWLS AT HIM* WELL THEN I SEE HOW IT IS *REACHES FOR ONE OF THE SPOONS*
TG: sorry for having taste bro
CG: PLEASE I WOULDN'T RESORT TO CALLING IT THAT, BUT YOU DID GOOD ON PICKING THE ICE CREAM ATLEAST
TG: course i did
TG: i have impeccable taste
TG: *he takes the tub to the living room*
CG: *SNORTS FOLLOWING HIM GETTING A SPOONFUL OF ICECREAM*
TG: *sits down and digs in*
TG: are you gonna finish the movie
CG: *FLOPPS DOWN NEXT TO HIM TAKING ANOTHER SPOONFUL* DEPENDS ARE YOU GOING TO BITCH
TG: what do you think
CG: IM GONNA TAKE THAT AS I SHOULDNT PLAY THE MOVIE
TG: a wise choice
TG: you dont really wanna cry do you
CG: I WASNT GOING TO CRY
TG: uh huh
TG: whyd i come here again
CG: TO HELP ME "GET RID OF A RAT"
TG: maybe you should call in an exterminator
TG: and do something about that puffiness you got going on too
CG: THEN WHY DO I HAVE YOU AROUND IN THE FIRST PLACE?.......PUFFINESS?
TG: yeah man
TG: youve been crying
CG: HOW IN FUCKS NAME IS AN EXTERMINATOR GOING TO HELP THAT AND ITS BECAUSE OF.. OF ALLERGIES!
TG: uh an exterminator will be for the rat problem you allegedly have
CG: WHATEVER WHAT IF I DID ACTUALLY HAVE A RAT PROBLEM
TG: then id tell you to clean up your fucking place and maybe move to someplace that doesnt suck
CG: YEAH WELL EVEN IF I DID HAVE ONE I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO MOVE, THIS IS THE CHEAPEST PLACE I COULD FIND *HE STOLE THE TUB OF ICECREAM FROM DAVE*
TG: *he dives his spoon in to get a big piece* you could move to a cardboard box outside the video store
TG: that way you wouldnt have to go far to get your chick flick fix
CG: THATS PROBABLY BE WORSE AND WHERE THE HELL WOULD I EVEN GET A TV TO WATCH THEM IF I LIVED IN A BOX?
TG: hm
TG: not my problem
CG: GLAD TO KNOW I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU TO HAVE MY FUCKING BACK
TG: geez alright i guess i could let you crash on my couch for a while
CG: YOU SOUND SOOO OPEN TO THE IDEA
TG: hey how am i to know the rat wont follow you or something
CG: BECAUSE ITS DEAD
TG: yeah but what if its family hunts you down seeking revenge
CG: THEN I'LL LET YOU KILL THEM YOU LIKE DEAD THINGS DONT YOU
TG: i dunno if im willing to face down a rat army
CG: HEARD THEY GO FOR THE EYES SO I THINK YOURE COVERED
TG: fine
TG: ill kill any rats you get
TG: but what do i get outta it
CG: YOU GET ME, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
TG: wow
TG: you
TG: why didnt you say so before
CG: YES ME THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL
TG: i guess i can make you clean my room
CG: FINE, BUT IF I FIND MOLDY FOOD IM SHOVING IT DOWN YOUR DAMN THROAT
TG: do that and youll have to find another source of ice cream
CG: OKAY OKAY I WONT DO IT *SHIFT AROUND SO HE SHIELDS THE ICECREAM FROM DAVE*
TG: hey whatre you doing with my ice cream
CG: NOTHING *HE FALLS BACK SO HE IS LAYING ON DAVE'S LEGS* HERE TAKE IT
TG: *takes another large piece*
CG: *TRIES TO EAT IT BEFORE HIM*
TG: *rolls his eyes and lets him*
CG: THANK YOU *HE MUMBLES
TG: *smirk* what was that
TG: *he scoops up another piece and eats it*
CG: I SAID THANK YOU BELIEVE OR NOT
TG: my earsre ringing
TG: i gotta take a pic to remember this by
CG: DUDE IT AND I'LL SET ALL YOUR RIDICULOUS SELFIES ON FIRE INCLUDING YOUR PHONE
TG: *reaches for his phone*
TG: say cheese
CG: *STICKS OUT HIS TONGUE AND FLIPS HIM OFF*
TG: *snaps a pic and looks at it*
TG: beautiful
CG: ARENT I ALWAYS
TG: yeah especially after you cry
TG: oh im sorry
TG: after you have allergies
TG: *tucks his phone away*
CG: WOW THAT WAS A LOW BLOW STRIDER REAL LOW
TG: was it
CG: IT WAS
TG: how can i make it up to you
TG: get you some allergies meds or something
CG: NAH JUST FEED ME MORE ICE CREAM
TG: of course your majesty
TG: anything for my queen
TG: *he scoops up a piece*
CG: THE QUEEN IM NOT JUST YOURS IM EVERYONES... FUCK THAT MAKES ME SOUND EASY OH WELL *OPENS HIS MOUTH*
TG: it makes you sound like a flaming homo too
TG: *feeds him the ice cream*
CG: GOOD NO FALSE ADVERTISING *HE SAYS AROUND A MOUTHFUL OF ICE CREAM*
TG: *scoops up another slice* anything else i can do your highness
CG: MH I WOULD SAY GIVE ME A MASSAGE BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE MOVING
TG: thank god
TG: *offers him the ice cream*
CG: *EATS IT* WELL THEN
TG: yeah
CG: WHAT NOW
TG: i dunno
TG: maybe ill go looking for where the rat came in from
TG: patch it up so you dont call me over to deal with any more rats
CG: YEAH YOU COULD, WHAT DO YOU NOT LIKE IT WHEN I RANDOMLY DEMAND YOU TO GET YOUR ASS TO MY PLACE?
TG: *shrug* hey im just looking out for you man
CG: MH HM
TG: *rolls eyes and stretches his arms*
CG: *POKES HIS SIDE*
TG: hey
TG: *swats his hand away*
CG: *POKES HIM AGAIN*
TG: youre gonna have allergies real soon karks
CG: IS THAT A THREAT?
TG: no its a promise
CG: *POKES HIM AGAIN*
TG: *scoffs and swats his hand away before scooting away a bit*
CG: REALL EFFECTIVE
TG: shut up im comfortable here
CG: WHATEVER WHOS THE BADASS NOW
TG: me
TG: im still bad even if im taking mercy on you
CG: *SCOFFS* YEAH SURE
CG: PROVE IT
TG: what do you mean prove it
CG: PROVE THAT YOUR BADASS
TG: tch
TG: i dont have to prove anything to you
CG: FINE THEN THE TITLE OF BADASS STILL EMPTY AND UP FOR GRABS
TG: nope
CG: YEP
TG: says who
CG: SAYS ME
TG: who gave you the right
CG: I DID IM QUEEN REMEMBER
TG: i named you queen remember
TG: i can dethrone you
TG: im like a one man parliament over here
CG: HELL NO ONCE IM QUEEN I STAY QUEEN
TG: what if i launch a rebellion
TG: heh that way ill prove im badass and get out from under your yoke
CG: NOPE
CG: I FORBID IT
TG: someone doesnt understand rebellions
CG: SHHHH
TG: dont shhh me
TG: the people shall not be shushed
CG: THE QUEEN SHUSHES THE PEOPLE
TG: off with your head *scoots over and covers his mouth with his hand*
CG: *SQUIRMS AND YELLS AT HIM BUT HIS WORDS AR MUFFLED*
TG: *pulls his hand away* what now your majesty
TG: ready to negotiate
CG: NO
TG: *moves to cover his mouth again*
TG: you sure
CG: OKAY OKAY FINE
CG: ASSHOLE
TG: *smirk* takes one to know one
TG: *lowers his hand*
CG: *GLARES AT HIM CROSSING HIS ARMS*
CG: TRAITOR
TG: *grabs the remote*
TG: traitor
TG: more like freedom fighter
CG: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NOPE TRAITOR
TG: im gonna put on something decent
TG: or die trying
CG: MY MOVIE WAS FUCKING DECENT
CG: IT WAS BETTER THEN DECENT
TG: please
TG: it sucked so bad it made you cry
CG: I WASNT CRYING!
TG: alright
TG: ill just put the movie back on
TG: *he plays it*
CG: THANK YOU
TG: just so you know im outta here the minute you start crying
TG: i dont wanna die in a flood
CG: IM NOT GONNA FUCKING CRY GODDAMMIT
TG: whatever you say lizzy
CG: LIZZY?
TG: yeah
TG: queen elizabeth
CG: NO MY NAME STAYS KARKAT *HE WATCHES THE MOVIE INTENTLY*
TG: k queen karks
TG: *gets up for a drink*
CG: *EYES ARE TEARING UP HE TRIED BLINKING THEM AWAY*
TG: *comes back with some water* you know you should really stock up on aj dude
TG: *sits next to him*
TG: so how many tears have you held back so far
CG: FUCKING HELL NO THAT MEANS YOU WILL COME BY MORE OFTEN AND ABSOLUTELY NONE
TG: wow youre an awful host
TG: i really feel welcome here
CG: GOOD YOU SHOULD *HE SNIFFS*
TG: heh
TG: what was that
CG: WHAT WAS WHAT?
TG: that sniffle
CG: I DIDINT SNIFFLE WHAT? *HE VOICE SOUNDED STUFFY
TG: *shrug* guess you have a cold then
TG: funny that it started up just now
CG: I BLAME YOU
TG: me
TG: im not even sick
CG: IN THE HEAD?
TG: maybe
TG: but thats not contagious
CG: *HE STAYS SILENT STAREING AT THE TV*
TG: *watches for a bit before looking around bored*
CG: *STARES CRYING TURNING AROUND TO CLING TO DAVE* F-FUCK
CG: *STARTS))
TG: *bites his tongue and wraps his arms around him* shh
TG: shh
TG: its just a dumb movie not real life
CG: I KNOW BUT SHE IS SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT DOESNT SHE KNOW SHE IS NEVER GOING TO GET ANYONE BETTER THEN HIM
CG: SHE LOVES HIM BUT WONT LET HER PRIDE GO WHY
TG: shh its ok he prolly has a small dick anyway *strokes his hair*
CG: *SHOULDER SHAKE FROM A MIXTURE OF CRYING AND LAUGHING* SERIOUSLY, HE "PROLLY" HAS A SMALL DICK ANYWAY
TG: yeah *rocks him gently* she can find someone better on craigslist or something
CG: *SNORTS* OH MY FUCKING GOD YOURE TERRIBLE
TG: the pots calling the kettle black
TG: *reaches for some tissues*
TG: here now clean your face before you get snot and shit all over me
CG: *ROLLS HIS EYES DOING AS INSTRUCTED* WHY DO YOU PUT UP WITH ME?
TG: i dunno i like seeing you suffer
CG: THATS NICE, BUT REALLY I PUT YOU THROUGH HOURS OF HELL, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO CALM ME THE HELL DOWN, I CRY ON YOU, YOU BUY ME SHIT NEVER EXPECTING ME TO PAY YOU BACK, WHY?
TG: i dunno why do you put up with me
TG: i make fun of you relentlessly i piss you the hell off i come into your home acting like i own the place and we butt heads over the most basic of issues
CG: BECAUSE OF ALL THE REASON I MENTION BEFORE PLUS LIKE I SAID YOU BUY ME SHIT
TG: so basically im your sugar daddy minus the sex/dating
CG: PRETTY MUCH
TG: what if i run outta cash
TG: are you gonna kick me to the curb
CG: PROBABLY DEPENDS
TG: on what
CG: ON IF YOU PROVIDE ME WITH OTHER STUFF
TG: what kinda other stuff
CG: WHAT CAN YOU PROVIDE ME WITH?
TG: hm
TG: i dunno how about some sick beats
CG: YEAH IM KICKING YOUR ASS TO THE CURB
TG: hey i bet we can find something youd want from me
CG: WHAT MIGHT THAT BE?
TG: *shrug* i dunno i could clean your place i guess
TG: maybe cook for you
TG: ah who am i kidding i cant cook
CG: YEAH I DONT WANT THE PLACE BURNING DOWN
TG: yeah im sure youre so much better at cooking
TG: dude youd burn boiling water
CG: WHEN DID I EVER
TG: im not saying you did im saying you would
TG: youd find a way
CG: *SNARLS AND GROWLS AT HIM FAILING AT BEIN INTIMIDATING* OKAY SO WE HAVE TO SURVIVE OFF OF WHAT WE DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY
TG: we can just eat the rats you have
CG: EW EW EW NO NEVER THAT IS LIKE EATING SHIT
TG: and use their fur to make new clothes once ours get too old
TG: rat fur skinny jeans hell yeah
CG: OKAY NO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE IDEA ANYMORE
CG: THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN
TG: at all
CG: AT ALL
TG: for how long
CG: FOREVER
TG: i think its time for a rebellion
CG: NO SORRY YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO THINK FOR YOUR SELF
TG: hm
TG: why should i obey
CG: BECAUSE YOU CANT THINK FOR YOURSELF AND WHY WOULDNT YOU IM FUCKING BRILLIANT
TG: so brilliant you keep picking movies that hurt you
TG: you masochist
CG: OH SHUT UP ITS A NUMBING KIND OF PAIN AND THERES ALWAYS YOU TO SOB ALL OVER
TG: what if i cant come over one day
TG: what if im busy or just dont wanna
CG: THEN I WILL DIE INSIDE AND IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT
CG: YOU WOULD BE A MURDER
CG: MY BLOOD WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS
CG: YOU MONSTER
TG: ill take my chances
CG: MEAN
TG: says the queen of meanness
CG: BITCH YOU KNOW IT
TG: ooh sassy
CG: AND YOU RUIN THE MOMENT *HE SMIRKED*
TG: its a dirty job but someones gotta do it
CG: BEING A MOMENT RUINING WHAT DO YOU FIND PEOPLE WHO ARE ABOUT TO FUCK AND THROW CONDOMS AT THEM TELLING THEM TO BE SAFE AND SHIT LIKE THAT
TG: yeah thats exactly what i do
TG: in fact i have that scheduled in about an hour
CG: HAVE FUN
TG: ill be sure to thanks
TG: until then what else are we gonna do
CG: I DONT KNOW YOU CAN GIVE ME SOME OF THOSE CONDOMS FOR LATER WHEN YOURE GONE THATS FOR SURE
TG: ... sure
TG: i want you to be safe when you jack off
CG: OH FUCK YOU, WHO KNOWS I COULD BE A PROSTITUTE WHO DOESNT WANT AIDS
TG: oh so if you have a job you can start paying for your own ice cream and soda
TG: or you can exchange sex for them directly
TG: good thinking
TG: i mean not with me
CG: OF COURSE NOT WITH YOU, AND NO YOU GOT TO MEET YOUR QUEENS NEEDS
TG: heh why not with me
TG: am i not good enough for you o queen
CG: OH PLEASE LIKE YOU WOULD EVER FUCK ME AND NO YOURE NOT
TG: yeah i guess i wouldnt
TG: i wouldnt want you screaming some romcom characters name instead of mine
TG: or johns
CG: WELL YOU KIND OF ARE MY SUGAR DADDY. *HE SCRUNCHED HIS NOSE* EW NO NOT JOHN IF ANYTHING I FEEL AS IF THAT WOULD BE YOU
TG: haha dont make me laugh
CG: OH?
CG: YOU MEAN YOU AND HIM ARENT FUCKING
TG: hell no
TG: were just buddies man
TG: im not fucking anybody
CG: OH YOU MIGHT WANT TO TELL ROSE. WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE ONE GODDAMN MINUTE DAVE FUCKING STRIDER ISNT DOING THE DO WITH ANYONE
TG: uh yeah
TG: you sound surprised
TG: i bet youve put a lot of thought into my sex life huh
CG: NO ITS JUST YOU THE KING OF SEX JOKES ISNT ACTUALLY HAVING SEX. YES I DO ME KANAYA AND ROSE HAVE WEEKLY MEETING TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
TG: hey its not like i dont normally fuck anyone
TG: im just going through a dry spell
CG: *HE SNORTS* THAT WAS DEFINITELY INFORMATION I NEEDED
TG: youre welcome
TG: go run and tell rose and kan
CG: I WILL LATER
TG: sweet
TG: anything else i can say for your next meeting
CG: MH QUITE A FEW QUESTIONS CROSS MY MIND
TG: yeah
CG: WHO WAS LAST PERSON YOU DID SCREW
TG: nobody youd know i think
TG: a woman named martha
CG: MARTHA? MH HAVE YOU A JOHN EVER FUCKED?
TG: *shakes his head* nah man
TG: hes straight and i dont look at him that way
CG: SPEAKING OF JOHNS STRAIGHTNESS, WHICH GENDERS DO YOU PREFER?
TG: i screw more women than men but not by a huge margin
TG: i dont really care much about gender
CG: AND FINALLY WHO DO YOU PLAN ON FUCKING NEXT?
TG: uh ... nobody really
TG: maybe next weekend ill go clubbing
TG: look for someone there
TG: *shrug*
TG: but no specific targets...
CG: EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO CALL THE OTHER QUEENS AND INFORM THEM.... *HE LEAVES FOR A COUPLE MINUTES COMING BACK* TAKE ME WITH YOU
TG: why so you can watch me hook up while you fail
CG: WHAT DO YOU THINK I CANT GET LAID
TG: im not saying you can thats for sure
CG: IS THAT A FUCKING CHALLENGE?
TG: heh
TG: fucking challenge
CG: BRING IT JACKASS
TG: why should i care
TG: what do i get outta proving im more virile than you
CG: UH YOU GET SEX
TG: well duh
TG: but i dont need to challenge you to get that
CG: YOU GET TO PROVE THE FACT I CANT GET LAID WHEN IN FACT I CAN
TG: will i get a certificate or something
TG: dave strider proved he gets more tail than karkat vantas
CG: SURE IF YOU WIN
TG: alright
TG: youre going down
TG: except not really
TG: cuz therell be no one for you to go down on
CG: NAH STRIDER I WONT BE GOING DOWN CAUSE IM GONNA HAVE THEM ON THEIR KNEES
TG: laughing their asses off after you disrobe
CG: GODDAMMIT I HATE YOU
TG: i was half expecting you to say fuck you or something
TG: i was even thinking of a comeback
CG: LETS HERE JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
TG: what
CG: LETS HERE THE COMEBACK CMON IM WAITING I DONT GOT ALL FUCKING DAY
CG: *HEAR))
TG: *shakes his head* nah man i didnt fully develop it
TG: youre better off not hearing it dude trust me
CG: FINE WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE IM NOT GOING TO BE GETTING HEAD ANYWAY?
TG: *shrug* how about your charming personality
CG: THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH MY PERSONALITY
TG: yeah i guess youre right
TG: theres a niche for everything
TG: including major jackasses
CG: SAYS THE ASSHOLE
TG: hey i can turn on the charm when i want
CG: PROVE IT
TG: nah
CG: AND WHY NOT?
TG: cuz i dont feel like getting laid
CG: NO ONE SAYS YOU HAVE TO GET LAID YOU JUST HAVE TO PROVE THAT YOU CAN CHARM PEOPLE
TG: please as soon as i turn on the patented strider charm youll be begging me to lay you down
TG: i guarantee it
CG: TRUST ME I THINK I CAN CONTAIN MYSELF MORE SO WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR PATHETIC ASS
TG: pathetic
TG: thats a weird way to pronounce hot and amazing
CG: PFT HOT AND AMAZING? YOURE JOKING RIGHT?
TG: not at all
TG: im dead serious
CG: I THINK PATHETIC WAS THE RIGHT CHOICE
CG: OH ARE YOU?
TG: as serious as a heart attack man
CG: HEART ATTACKS CAN SOMETIMES BE JOKES
TG: if you ever get one from eating the junk i buy you ill be sure to remember that
CG: .... OH MY GOD
TG: *smirk* you rang
CG: THE SHIT YOU BUY ME ISNT GOING TO KILL ME
TG: yeah i know
CG: YOU ARE /NOT/ GOD TRUST ME
TG: you are not the queen trust me
CG: YOURE MORE LIKE THAT ANNOYING PRIEST THAT GETS INTO YOUR BUSINESS AND YOUR SON'S ASSHOLE DURING BIBLE CAMP, AND I AM SO THE QUEEN
TG: yeah i guess since youre pampered and contribute nothing to the world
CG: EXACTLY,WAIT NO! AND BECAUSE I'M A LEADER AND CONTRIBUTE ALOT AND YEAH YOU PAMPER ME
TG: i dunno why
TG: maybe i should stop and find someone to be my president
CG: NOPE
TG: someone that i can replace every so often
TG: and that actually does work
CG: YOURE STUCK WITH ME
TG: how come
CG: HEY I DO SHIT FOR YOU
TG: like what
CG: BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME, I TAKE CARE OF YOUR ASS WITH OUT ME YOU WOULDNT EVEN WASTE TIME WITH HYGIENE
TG: ... i dont need to hang out with you to bother with hygiene
TG: and i take care of myself man
CG: HAVING ROSE DO CRAP FOR YOU DOESNT COUNT
TG: shut up she doesnt do shit for me
CG: ALRIGHT FINE WHATEVER YOU SAY
TG: thats right
TG: the people will be heard
CG: OH HELL NO I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID
TG: too late
TG: you opened the floodgates
CG: WHATEVER IM KEEPING THE CROWN
TG: dude i didnt say you couldnt
CG: WHAT NOT GONNA SELL IT ON THE BLACK MARKET
TG: if the kingdo- oh sorry queendom runs into financial trouble you better
TG: either that or give up the ice cream
TG: one or the otherll have to go
CG: ILL GET A BETTER JOB
TG: yeah
CG: ILL BECOME KING
TG: wheres the money gonna come from for that
CG: HELLO SIR WOULD YOU CARE TO MAKE A DONATION?
TG: nah i have a policy of not supporting tyrancial regimes
CG: *HE FEIGNED HURT AND SURPRISE* TYRANNICAL REGIMES ME?! NEVER
TG: dude you dont let your population make any decisions
CG: NO I JUST DONT LET YOU
TG: aha so discrimination
CG: I USED TO LET YOU BUT THEN YOU LOST THOSE PRIVILEGES
CG: TRAITOR
TG: im feeling pretty regicidal all of a sudden
CG: AND WHY IS THAT
CG: IVE DONE NOTHING WRONG
CG: I DONT DESERVE TO DIE
TG: alright maybe i can settle for merely throwing you in jail
CG: OH THATS JUST AS PLEASANT
TG: would you rather be dead or alive to enjoy some popular support behind bars
CG: PROBABLY ALIVE
TG: plus if youre alive you can always be released for good behavior
CG: WELL FUCK IM SCREWED
TG: you made your bed now sleep in it
CG: NAH IM FINE
TG: ugh
TG: fine
CG: DID I JUST WIN ANOTHER POINTLESS ARGUMENT?
TG: yeah i guess
CG: AND YOU SAID I COULD HA FUCK YOU WHY IS THIS SUCH A VICTORY TO ME HOLY SHIT
TG: *eye roll* shut up so you won another one
TG: i swear itll never happen a third time
CG: WELL SEE
TG: yeah well see im right
CG: OH SURE
TG: *stretches and shifts on the couch* believe it
CG: WHATEVER *GOES BACK TO LAYING ON DAVE'S LEGS*
TG: *grabs the remote*
CG: WHAT 'CHA CHANGING IT TO *HE DIDNT REALLY CARE THE MOVIE WAS LONG OVER*
TG: i dunno *starts channel surfing*
CG: THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING
TG: *he channel surfs for a while before giving up and leaning back and closing his eyes*
TG: bleh theres nothing interesting on
CG: I CAN TELL
CG: *HE SHIFTS AROUND*
TG: is the queen comfy
CG: MEH
CG: YOU HAVE STIFF LEGS
TG: you keep lying on them
CG: SHHHH
CG: SO
TG: so dont complain
CG: TSK TAKE ALL THE FUN OUT OF MY LIFE WHY DONT YOU
TG: yeah next im coming for your ice cream
TG: after that well im working on it
CG: NOOOOOOO NOT THE ICE CREAM WORKING ON WHAT?
TG: figuring out more fun things to take away
CG: AND YOU SAID I WAS AN UNFAIR RULER
TG: hey i never said i was fair
TG: but at least im not a ruler
CG: YOUR THE LEADER OF THE REBELLION
TG: meh
CG: MAKING YOU THE RULER OF THE REBELLION
TG: i gave up
CG: WOW
CG: ALREADY
TG: yeah
TG: im now the ruler of too cool to give a fuck
CG: THE KINGDOM IS STILL MINE, AND NO THATS JUST NOT A THING
TG: you can have your crummy kingdom
TG: and it so is a thing
CG: OH OF COURSE
CG: ((I GOT TO GO DO YOU HAVE A TUMBLR OR SOMETHING?))
