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The silence that settled after Deadpool exclaimed those words spoke volumes - James simply stared him down for the moment, a rather disgruntled look on his face despite the mask he sported. Wade would just know the kind of look he was being given by the Winter Soldier as the latter just sighed deeply, shaking his head before crossing his arms over his chest. He couldn't say that he was surprised, he wasn't, he really wasn't, seeing how the mercenary usually behaved always was so odd to him - a complete one eighty from how James usually held himself. 

“Look, I don’t mean to stare but your entire arm is off and you’re acting like it’s no big deal.” Billy said bluntly.

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    "Mrrr?" He perked up while having his paws on a couple toys he grabbed from their missions. Did Daddy Deadpool have something for him?

    To his surprise, a big life-size Hulk plush from one of the shops in Shin-Shibuya!

"Crss mrr lkh csstrmms."

He was basically someone's favourite little special guy, as much as it made people cry in terms of their wallet. Also the fact that Devil Dinosaur was one of his best friends who also happened to have a red and black accented get up. They did just cat matching cat maid outfits.

But that doesn't stop Jeff from trying to get Wade something nice. He rummages around in his pocket and hands Deadpool a... credit card? Sure, Jeff has a credit card.

"Eshhh gr shhprrn frrr duhmrrsrr csstrmm."

Holy &^@# Wade brought him a present? Let alone a blanket?! Jeff loved blankets almost as much as food. Jeff runs right up to the merc, coming to a sliding halt eight at his feet, tail wagging so hard it threatens to propel him forward anyway.

"Bnnnket!" He exclaims. "Ahnkoo!"

Now, what exactly were they doing with the blanket? The shark fin scoop? Chimi-shark-a? Jeffitto? A blanket fort, perhaps? The sharp sushi roll? Jeff was perfectly healthy, so there was zero chance this was a ploy to get him to the vet.