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ย ย โThanks for agreeinโ to meet with me,โ David says, placing the plate of hamantaschen on the table between them. A pot of steaming tea sits beside it, complete with matching cups.
ย ย It probably looks a bit out of place for someone with Davidโs reputation, for someone known to go around in nothing but a pair of sweatpants, but he enjoys cooking and wanted to do something nice for Billy. The triangular pastries with a variety of sweet fillings felt like the right move here. Just a little nod at a more comfortable thing the two reality warperโs share. Something far more comfortable than the impossibilities they are capable of.
ย ย โIโve been thinkinโ โbout this for a while,โ David continues, setting himself down in the chair across from Billy. He feels awkward. A little too formal. A little too at odds with who he is but what he wants to do might require some of that.
ย ย โPeople like us โฆ We donโt have anyone to talk to about what we are, what we can do. I think โฆ I think thatโd help us anโ I think youโre one oโ the few thatโll be open to this idea.โ
"Thanks for inviting me, David." Billy said with a warm, lopsided smile. He pulled out one of the chairs, lifting it just enough that it didn't screech across the ground, and sat down at the table. "Did you make these? Either way, they look great."
If there was one thing that Billy had learned over his years in the hero community, it was often that the bad reputations of the very powerful, but especially reality warpers, came from a fear about what they could do. He'd taken a big chance with going out to find Wanda and it had paid off, so what made spending time with David any different?
He listened to the other man speak, nodding along. "I think that sounds like a great idea."
[ billy โค๏ธ๐ ] : OK chill man!
[ billy โค๏ธ๐ ] : Its not like I hate him or anything...
[ billy โค๏ธ๐ ] : we just grew apart
[ billy โค๏ธ๐ ] : I am BEGGING for teddy to not be the big giant softy that he is and just not asking noh
[ billy โค๏ธ๐ ] : rude even for you Kaplan
[ billy โค๏ธ๐ ] : I only dated...
[ billy โค๏ธ๐ ] : two
[ billy โค๏ธ๐ ] : officially
[ billy โค๏ธ๐ ] : your brother doesn't count it was just a quick thing
[ billy โค๏ธ๐ ] : shutup kaplan
[ kate kate kate ๐ ] : im just teasing ik you don't actually hate him
[ kate kate kate ๐ ] : i think we all kind of did. i miss him too sometimes
[ kate kate kate ๐ ] : i'll convince teddy, trust
[ kate kate kate ๐ ] : lalala i can't hear you i do not want to know about what happened between you and my brother in any more detail than something happened
am i intimidating?
yes ๐ฌ
Most of the time
Sometimes but not often
No never
Kaijaโs answer leave me alone
had to
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[ kate kate kate ๐ ] ALWAYS
[ kate kate kate ๐ ] we better invite eli
[ kate kate kate ๐ ] i donโt care if he comes on his own i will be showing up at his house and dragging him along with us
[ kate kate kate ๐ ] BREAKING NEWS CAUGHT IN 4K kate bishop actually misses Elijah Bradley, what has the world come to?!
[ kate kate kate ๐ ] i am firmly on your side about an invite for noh, but if teddy feels obligated to then we will
[ kate kate kate ๐ ] and it can a a โKateโs exesโ party
โ โ @bonusdamageโ "You look at me like I'm a dead man walking."
โLook, I donโt mean to stare but your entire arm is off and youโre acting like itโs no big deal.โ Billy said bluntly.
He had crossed paths with Deadpool only once or twice before, but he really struggled to get used to the manโs blasรฉ attitude towards large amounts of bodily harm. Sure, you had a pumped up healing factor, but that doesnโt make it any less shocking for the people around you.
PROMPTS FOR THE DRAMATIC SACRIFICE * ย adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of action prompts
DIALOGUE PROMPTS
go! i'll be fine! just go!
it's too late for me!
we'll find another way to do this!
you'd better get out of here!
i'll come back for you. i promise.
one of us has to survive this.
i'm not leaving you here!
no, no, no! not like this!
leave me here. it's all right.
go! live another day!
i'll carry you! get up!
there has to be another way!
i'm the only one that can do this.
do me a favor, will you? tell [name] i love them.
i'll only slow you down.
this isn't funny. wake up. please.
it's no use. i have to stay here.
listen to me! this is your last chance!
i always loved you.
get up! please get up!
i'll find another way!
i love you! please! don't go!
i can't lose you!
this is it, then.
i'll hold them off!
it was supposed to be me.
i'm going back for it!
keep running! i'll catch up!
if you stay, you'll die. do you understand?
no! i'm not leaving you here!
i'm not letting you die!
please wake up. please.
ACTION PROMPTS
[ shot ] sender takes a bullet meant for receiver
[ punch ] sender takes a punch meant for receiver
[ arrow ] sender takes an arrow meant for receiver
[ sword ] sender takes an attack with a sword meant for receiver
[ poison ] sender drinks a poisoned drink meant for receiver
[ magic ] sender takes a spell meant for receiver
[ push ] sender pushes receiver to safety, sacrificing themselves
[ stay ] sender stays behind to fight the enemy, allowing receiver to escape
[ injured ] sender is too hurt to flee, so receiver is forced to leave them and keep moving in order to survive
[ replacement ] sender offers to be killed in place of receiver
[ captured ] sender offers to be taken captive in place of receiver
[ realization ] the battle is over, and right as sender and receiver begin their celebration, they realize sender is mortally wounded
[ door ] a trap doors is about to close. sender shoves receiver to safety in the nick of time before the door shuts forever
[ game ] during a high-stakes game, sender loses on purpose in order to let receiver win
happy pride to billy and literally all my other characters. I just canโt make em straight
Frank thinks about it for a second, trigger finger tapping against the metal bars in the cell.
Tap, tap, tap.
"Fine, let's go." He decides to go with him, knowing staying here won't do anyone any good. There's too many groups interested in using him for their own goals. It's a waste of everyone's time if they just blow up the prison to grab him. It's why he's on the street so much. He's a useful tool for assholes too ashamed to own up to their misdeeds.
He doesn't use the small knife on his belt buckle, he doubts he'll have to hurt anyone at all on their way out. "Alright, so how are we doing this?"
A flurry of blue sparks surrounded Billy as he cast a small glamour to disguise himself as one of the guards, mirroring their uniform almost exactly. He held a metal try of food as if he was bringing it to the cell. It was a very convincing disguise, though if you looked closely enough you could tell that he was far too young to be working here.
"Punch me. I'll act like I brought this for you and then you shut the door behind me and attacked. Then when they let me out I'll send them for a little nap and we can get out of here for real."
The more he thought about it the worse the plan sounded, but at least it was an idea.
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WESTERNWIT is an independent, selective, non-fandom character created by kaija. heavy influence from western and fantasy genres. created in 2024, introduced to tumblr in 2026.
Marvel Comics (2019) #1000
"Waitโwha." Frank saw the blue light and felt the sensation of his skin itching all at once. He couldn't see what Billy's doing, but he could tell what he's trying to do.
The scene around them is utter chaos. People are fighting off intruders from the other realms that are trying to invade Earth, Frank was a team helping clear people out before shit went sideways and he was elbow deep in dark elf guts.
As billy tries healing him, the skin knits back together, seemingly being healed slowly. Frank grabs his gun and starts shooting rounds into a nearby building when he sees a creature slowly creeping towards them.
"Hurry up or run. Somethin' is coming this way."
Billy flinched as Frank fired his gun into the building, trying his best to focus on his spell and speed up the healing. He glanced up to see what the other man was talking about, spotting the shadowy figure making its way down the alley.
"I'm going as fast as I can; I'm almost done-"
One final push of focus, and the edges of the wound pushed together to form a scar. Had he had more time Billy would have been able to make it a much neater and less noticeable scar.
"Which way d'ya think we should go?"
I love their sibling bonding (getting their limbs fucking broken) ๐ซถ
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Steps were silent in the dimly lit, mothball ridden, repugnant incense smelling Emporium. The eyes belonging to the pictures on the walls seemed to follow her down the isles of little gingilli. Some objects glimmered, some glowed, some did nothing at all. The one she was looking for was no doubt in the back -- would be pretty careless to leave an amulet of untold magical power out where every Tom, Dick & Harry could get to it.
There were quite a few people here, which didn't really surprise her, given the rise of all this hipster holistic Wicca bullshit, but it was more than she had expected. Maybe that long haired kid over there would point her in the right direction -- he looked like he was born in here. "'scuse me -- where do you keep the necklaces?"
Billy had initially stopped by the Emporium to return a book he had borrowed from Wanda, but had quickly gotten swept up in helping Darcy manage the steady flow of regular customers while Wanda dealt with a visitor who came through the Last Door. He was always happy to help and had taken up reshelving some books that had been taken from their spots and left around the store.
The young wizard started to say something about how he doesn't actually work there but cut himself off mid sentence. "What kind of necklace? We've got a variety."
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posted something earlier about billy being the biological son of the kaplans and some personal blog that i don't know came on and was like "um, actually he might be born from the kaplans but hes genetically maximoff. how would you explain that him and tommy look identical, hmmm???" annoyed that a non-rp blog was interacting with that post, but also like. i don't want to explain that I believe that they were created magically, and that part of their magical reincarnation made them look identical (and the obvious power connections, etc). they are genetically the children of their bio parents, it is the magic that made them identical and with those powers. no maximoff genetics involved, just the magic of an extremely powerful reality warper and the strange world of comics logic.
@realitieswarped: โ 52๏น senderย takesย aย [ punch / stab / bullet ]ย meantย forย receiver .
The problem with Kates abilities was that her eyes processed faster than her body could move sometimes. So she can clearly watch the knife swinging towards her side and even though her body is already trying to twist out of the way she knows it'll still hit.
At least, until another body moves in between her and she watches the blade slice through starry fabric.
"Billy! I know you're like, a multidimensional being but I can take hits too!" That doesn't mean she doesn't immediately take care of the threat and crouch next to him. "Teddy's gonna be really disappointed in you."
If there was one thing to know about Billy, it was that he was impulsive. If there was another thing to know about him, it was that many of his impulsive choices ended badly. Case in point, teleporting in front of Kate to take the hit for her.
He grunted, pressing his hands over the gash in his side to try and slow the bleeding.
"Worth it?" Billy joked, gritting his teeth as he pressed a clumped up piece of his cape to the wound. "Teddy is so going to give me his look. I'm done for."
