just a spark by connorsjorts

relationship: astarion/wulbren bongle (you heard me) rating: e ongoing, updated every tuesday slow burn, pining, banter, emotional constipation - see ao3 for full tag list

After all the preparation and struggle it took to destroy the Steel Watch, one shot by an irrelevant prick sets off a chain reaction that takes down Wulbren’s Ironhands. A prick with no less than seventeen pillows in his corner of camp, who spends all his time looking in a mirror he can’t even see himself in, and who, in no uncertain terms, doesn’t really “do” gnomes. A prick who Wulbren is falling for. Hard.

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