M!A: Iroh can't speak until Bolin willingly, out of love gives him a blowjob
Iroh had originally had no intention of letting this get the better of him. He didn't need to speak. After all monks long ago used to go days without speaking, weeks, months even. It was all a matter of willpower and spirituality. This may even be a good thing. Without speaking, he would find better ways to communicate. But then it dawned on him: He was a United Forces General.
Most of his entire career depended on his ability to give orders swiftly and confidently. What was he going to do? Keep a piece of paper and marker handy at all times? And even if he did, that meant nothing if they were sneaking through Republic City and he needed to give an oral order to someone in front of him or over the radios.
So now his mission was to get a blowjob. But how?! The M!A was so specific. He wasn't allowed to lead Bolin into it. So no hints about it or anything, but he could always just start making out with him, right?
He sighed as he walked up to Bolin's apartment door. Even if he could start things like that, he knew he wouldn't. He was much too much of a coward to just start making out with a guy he had been just slightly obsessed with for several months.
His plan was simple: Wing it. He raised his arm and knocked on Bolin's door purposefully. Maybe it wouldn't be so hard.














