Oct 23, 2025
Look, I'm not saying Boat Guy was behind the Louvre Heist. I'm just saying it's weird that we've never seen Boat Guy and The Louvre Heist in the same room.
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Look, I'm not saying Boat Guy was behind the Louvre Heist. I'm just saying it's weird that we've never seen Boat Guy and The Louvre Heist in the same room.
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*just a silly joke obvs
Boat Guy from Ted Lasso— oh my god he would treat me right
We’re all mourning Tedbecca, and in some ways how rushed the finale felt. Buuuut I just discovered Boat Guy’s name (Mattijs) and the little girl who plays his daughter is the same little girl who plays Baby Rebecca. Last night I was like “well at least she has her little girl now, and she looks like her too.” Well that’s why!
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Ummm....wait. Do we know the boat guy's name or is that yet another mystery? Is he gonna be boat guy forever? LMAO
I’m not saying I got attached to a character who has less than a minute of screentime....but I got attached to a character who has less than a minute of screentime fghgfdf
You may be a zombie now boat guy but I hope you’re living your best life in another route.
Got a couple more doodles of the roadkill gang line up while I prep to play through Poe so stay tuned~!
Does Nix Hydra really think they can present us with Boat Guy and not expect us to want to romance the fuck out of him??? I love Howie and all but I am willing to drop all my shit for Boat Guy’s himbo energy 😳