#bmoreratchet

Whatchu know bout that canned beef??? #thatgravytho #growinguphood #dontactbrandnew

Chiiiilllleeee this how they do us...we out here thuggin it HEAVY on the subway aka school bus!! the ppl who made this decision a year ago clearly don't have to take public transportation... So they thought doing this for three weeks in a HEATWAVE was a marvelous idea...for the record, MTA Maryland, y'all ain't shit. Witcha fancy cars and Uber rides. There's no way your ad teams can spin this to make this seem any less ratchet than it is, ever. So stop trying. Climb on the magic school bus, Baltimore. Climb on. #bmoreratchet #baltimore #mtamaryland #thishowtheydous #publictransportation #ratchetry #lmao #hilarity #hoodlife #onlyinbaltimore

This will be a SIGHT to see, and to hear.. .stay tuned for ridiculous updates!!!!!

CHIIILLLLEEEE....*insert ratchet caption here* my people. Myyyyy people.

So good, they had to put him BACK on the bottle. Billy Dee Williams. Call him. Apparently, Somebody did.

Meanwhile, these Tims cried out for help. They wondered why they were still being worn past April. It's July. I replied, "it's summer on the east coast... Some didn't get the memo. They also believe you are slippers, and not a boot. But unfortunately, there's nothing I can do. Have a snowball." For a new heatwave of posts, head on over to at bmoreratchet.tumblr.com! #baltimorecity #bmoreratchet #timberlands #summertime #ratchet #how

C-H-A-S-I-T-Y. You read that right.

Meanwhile, at Long John Silver's/A&W, I spy a man employing one of the greatest ratchet schemes: turning the drive thru into a walk thru. Get that two piece fish & chicken by any means. Can't say I haven't done the same...