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This is mostly close to what happens so 🤷

Lance is Jeremy who totally has a crush on Keith (Christine) and is best friend with Hunk (Michael). Matt (Rich) finds Lance in the bathroom and they totally have a (bi) bonding moment and Matt tells Lance about this magic Tech pill that makes him cool (while totally flirting with him in the most sexually explicit song in the musical imo). So Lance goes to get the pill with Hunk and it activates while he ran into Keith who us currently on a kinda date with Shiro (Jake).

He wakes up and all the sudden Pidge (the squip) is in the room judging and making fun of everything about him. He goes to the mall to shut up the small mean child and runs into Lotor (Chloe) and Allura (Brooke) (Brooke was pure and just wanted a boyfriend she literally had no ulterior motives and honestly her and Jeremy would’ve been great together regardless of the squip but whatever) they offer the ride and Lance saying he’s meeting up with Hunk is the last we hear about anything about Hunk until later.

Allura and Lance get together, so do Keith and Shiro. Lance and Matt are totally best bros at this point and are basically doing what he and Hunk did but shhhhh.

It’s Shiro’s party and Lotor is pissed that Allura has a sweet caring boyfriend but is totally not jealous and definitely doesn’t try to sleep with lance to hurt Allura. Lance is trusting Lotor in his lie and Pidge is saying the entire time that he needs to leave but that she can only turn things off not on and promptly disappears cause of the alcohol. Shiro finds out (cause they’re in his parents room) and definitely tried to kill Lotor.

Lance slips away into the bathroom and runs into Hunk who was kinda hiding it definitely hands it to Lance and tells him off for being an ass. Lance is left to sing Michael In The Bathroom but more wondering if it’s the right thing than what’s happening. Pidge tells him to leave cause Matt’s flipping his shit and is about to burn down the house. Matt ends up okay though and the fire is blamed on an electrical surge that happened in the area. Allura is mad at Lotor and Lance but that’s okay cause Lance wasn’t into Allura that way and is still totally in love with Keith.

Pidge tries to convince Lance that if he really wants to be with Keith then everyone involved it he situation needs to get a squip so that way he could get what he wanted and Lance says no that’s bad we won’t do that. Pidge is okay with that but Matt’s squip isn’t so they squip Shay (Jenna) and everyone in the play. Matt ends up in the hospital shortly after cause he Shiro and Keith got in a little crash. Shiro and Keith are okay but decide to break up cause it just wasn’t working. While in the hospital Matt asks for some mountain dew red and is given some cause deus ex machina.

Coran (Mr. Heere) asks Hunk why Lance is being all weird and Hunk explains and the Pants Song happens and yeah.

The play scene happens as he’s drinking mt dew red and Pidge is nowhere to be found cause she’s be cut from the main frame. Hunk saves the day with a whole fucking liter of mountain dew red and then ends the play when everyone collapses and are no longer conscious.

Matt flat out says that he hated the squip network thanked Lance for destroying it. Lance gets with Keith, Allura and Shiro are together, Allura forgives Lance, Matt is totally eyeing Hunk who is totally into Shay and a girl who’s name is Katie transfers in and Matt takes her ‘under his wing’