#blue jay!!!

I got just the thing for you, Blue Jay! Several things, actually :3

Eye contact. One thing Shane loves is when the farmer’s topping and their eyes lock and they stare, deep and unbroken, before one of them pushes forward into a kiss

Kisses all over Shane’s neck and jaw to hear him giggle💕

When Shane just says the farmer’s name in a quiet gasp

Or when Shane nibbles on the farmer’s ear and gets them to giggle

He loves holding the farmer close and whispering in his ear, telling him how much he loves him and how amazing he looks right now~

Playing with each other’s hair. This one doesn’t even have to be sexual, they just love playing with each other’s hair

Endless kisses and cuddles after it’s all done, and showering each other in compliments💕

Oh boy

Well recently a lot of us played cards against humanity online (a website called Pretend You’re Xyzzy) and Blue Jay absolutely kicked ass, but everyone yelled at me for doing weird sexual ones (but they were good!!!)

Wormy’s marching band played through a fire drill

I pranked my family by putting pop-it’s under the toilet seats and dad is the only one who hasn’t gotten it (for now...)

Persona is causing Some Chaos but I pretend I do not see it

Funkle Kenny is into the onceler for some reason but he’s not even attractive like at all

Pastel is probably doing something, who knows

Oh yeah, and Grubby apparently died and ate god before coming back