#wormy!!!

I gotchu kiddo! Haven’t had some parenting hcs in a while :3

Loves to give his kids rides on his shoulders. They get to feel tall, and he doesn’t have to worry about them scurrying off

For your first kid, he always worries and overthinks about small things. You have to regularly stop him from taking the kid to the hospital. Your second kid though? Magic bandaid, get over it.

Likes to bullshit answers to any of their questions. Why are old pictures black and white? They’re actually in color, the world was just black and white back then. Why do we have toes? Well the monster under your bed needs a snack, too. Where did the monster come from? You made it out of a nightmare, now it’s there to eat your toes and your dreams so you can’t remember them.

Please stop him before he answers any of your kids’ questions. They will believe it until adulthood.

He loves to play dinosaur with the kids! He makes a very good dinosaur or dragon! Until they bring toy swords, that is.

Shane is made for snuggles! If he can find a way to cuddle his partner and his children at the same time you bet your ass he’s gonna sit like that all day

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I’m back from my social media break!

The cuddly ones are the best💕💕💕

Shane’s reluctantly a little spoon. Sometimes he’ll want to be the big spoon, but usually he won’t. He won’t admit it if anyone asks tho

He loves when you use his lap as a pillow, because he gets to see your cute face and play with your hair💕

Unless you tell him not to touch your hair, he will always push it away to see your whole beautiful face

Sometimes if he is the big spoon, you’ll feel him plant soft kisses on the back of your neck

Abigail is trans, Elliott is ace, Shane is trans and very gay, Sam is gay-

There's a lot more but these were worth mentioning

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Kshdisdhjd sorry kiddo! I hope this makes up for it!

Shane was a little nervous about it all at first because...y’know.....

But you helped talk him through what to do with his hands at first, and he also decided to use his tongue occasionally just to try it out

He quickly learned his best target, licking and rubbing your clit relentlessly as his fingers explored to find new places to bring you pleasure

Your legs twitching kinda alarms him at first. He’s never done anything like this, but you assuring him it’s a good thing helps him feel better

And the soft “oh” you let out when he presses against a soft spot inside you grows a smile on his face - a smile that one would make when they’re plotting something~

He keeps pressing against that spot and rubbing your clit, sending surges of pleasure crawling through your body

He learns to love feeling you twitch as he works on you, knowing what he’s doing is driving you so wild you can’t control yourself

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