#blocksventure

What starts as a simple return to Tanner's Folly snowballs into a mission for Cthulhu that ends with the guild cooking and eating the fish-people's old god.

The Return of Alfred Strangetide

Who actually gets to do some explaining of things to the guild this time.

Egbert chasing a ninja-turtle through the alleys of Tanner's Folly

At precisely 30 mph.

*For context, he rolled a 1 with a -1 modifier on his perception check.

POV: You are being rescued from a sack by a half-orc and an elf

Congratulations. Please do not resist.

"Get a load of this guy! Doesn't even know about the fish people and the giant pearl!"

Cue raucous laughter.

The Birth of Katie Pearlhead

"Are you pleased!?"

Alternatively, "Get some!"

The Chuul gives Prudence claws for concern

And a mild case of disembowelment.

Lego Oxventure Deadlands - S2 Villains

Lego Oxventure Deadlands - The Red Hand Gang

The season one finale plants seeds that would go on to flourish all the way into the last season.

Egbert wakes up minus a kidney

The other Oxventurers, also captured, thankfully retained all their organs.

Breaking free, the guild adopt one of the guards

Although Corazon and Egbert were all too happy to play bad cop-bad cop with him.

A plan goes awry

Beron the dwarf misses his attack, and then Egbert misses his, hitting the dwarf with his own battleaxe.

The signal is given, the battle begins

The first of many skirmishes with arch-nemesis Liliana.

Corazon and Prudence are briefly empowered with magical juice

Corazon The God uses his newfound power to spawn many, many sandwiches.

Liliana will return...

...with Egbert's kidney (hopefully).

At long last we are here, with the guild taking on The Order of Keeping It Down.

Dob gliding on a wave of Corazon's grease

Just out of frame - Corazon and Flannery also gliding on the grease, while the others all stack it.

Merilwen's Meatgrinder

Truly one of the most iconic moments of the Oxventure.

Corazon fillets a man

Disguised as a paladin, no less. For shame Corazon.

Merilwen turns into a bear

Much to the confusion (and, immediately thereafter, panic) of Corazon.

Egbert immolates a bunch of paladins

Makes you wonder if this would be considered... friendly fire.

Merilwen and the gang have conflicting opinions on the Owlbears fate

The Owlbear is based on the Honour Among Thieves depiction because I couldn't accurately replicate the Monster Manual version.

A shorter adventure, but with no less the usual hijinks.

Two enchanted chairs prove formidable foes...

An all round poor combat performance from the guild, Corazon achieved the most successful round by hiding the whole time.

...Until Egbert steps in

After which the guild go on a lengthy wild red herring chase, ending with two members on an outbound boat.

Special Agent Chairazon blows his cover

"Wesley?"

"Aye Captain?"

"Did that chair just say 'chair'?"

A fixing up the tavern montage...

...Is the fastest way to end up knocking on furniture salesmen's doors at 3 in the morning.

Corazon once again has to make a DEX save against the consequences of Egbert's actions

And thus the phrase 'like a bomb in a chair shop' was coined in G'eth

Prudence interrogates Dunnican

The town of Bumble is irreversibly changed after the Oxventures unveil a guild of 60 enchanted skeletons.

Dob summons the skeletons in the crypt

"We...are...Ethelfrith's...chosen."

Prudence takes an instant liking to the skeletons

The Dob Orphanage for Orphans is opened

Problem is, it's a very wet orphanage. And a very red orphanage.

Shortly thereafter, union negotiations get out of hand

The skeletons form up into a giant minotaur-voltron