#blivre.

ugh, totally agree with you there. belle, honey, i love you, even with your obnoxiously long name; but this isn’t a taylor swift song where the right person’s been in love with you and you don’t notice because you’re sooo busy finishing lord of the rings or whatever. frodo didn’t take the ring to mordor by himself, you know! surely there’s a book out there titled how to make friends out there, right? i’m sure someone will love your small-town amélie/zooey deschanel vibe one way or another.

belle and madden? on a wall? never would have taken the pretty little bookworm to like our resident dealer but love is blind, i guess. who knows, he could be slipping something else in her tea to get him to like her, i’d believe it. they’ve definitely got my attention now —seems like you’re implying they’re doing more than kissing, honey, and you know we’re gonna need more information on that. get us some receipts asap.

let’s see — kit and myself? i mean, the guy could totally score in my goal post; madden and a psychiatric, maybe they can screw back a nut or two; lachlan and silas .. they could totally be the next christian and anastasia, if you’re into that sort of thing; ariel, belle, and belle’s books, total threesome. maybe they could fall in love and together find a cure to ariel’s muteness through one of belle’s books .. or at least a girl can dream.