rambling about blindrry since we got so much of Eddie last concept day? š¤²š¼
YES YES YESSSSS!!! I LUV RAMBLING ON ABOUT MY TROPESSSS
Okay so heās such a mushy lover ā¹ļø
And like he used to be such an asshole but got so so mushy once he met y/n so now heās just a big teddy bear :((
Pulling out ALLL the pet names he can just because he loves having someone to call them
āCome cuddle me, babyā
āPlease hand me the remote, Iāll die if I hear Mickey Mouse one more time, darlingā
āLove you, sweetheartā
āWhy donāt you join me in the shower, angel?ā
āMorning, sunshine. Breakfast is ready, baby, cāmon.ā
And heās so the type to just make a ācuteā little pet name out of anything
āLetās go lay down, squish, Iām tired.ā
āCould you pass me Storms stuffie, angel face?ā
āMissed being in your arms, snuggle bearā
Like itās so gross and sappy sometimes but y/n has to get over it because heās just happy to have her and canāt help but gush over her with the gross pet names
And he definitely does it for the boys too
And he definitely calls her the weirdest pet names trying to be flirty and stupid
āMorninā angel titsā
āCome help me, sexy mamaā and y/n can never contain her laughter when he does stuff like that bc itās just so ridiculous that someoneās she canāt believe its coming out of her husbands mouth but 99.9% of the time he he a stupid goofy smirk on his face
And I know he LOVESSSS getting into her phone just to do stupid shit like change his contact name from āHšš„°ā to āhubby šš¦šŗšš
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And heās so cuddly š¢
Pushing her onto any plushy surface he can get to just to wrap his arms around her, rest his body as close to hers as he can get, and shove his face in her neck or on his chest
And any time he can she has to be holding him, his cheek smushed onto her shoulder with his arms around her anywhere they can get while she rubs his back and plays with his hair, his shoulders sagging and his legs barley holding him up
So heās always trying to push his hands up y/nās shirts so he can steal some of her warmth, and when heās home heās always in pajama pants or sweatpants, a sweatshirt covering his upper body, thick socks, and if heās really cold heāll wrap up with a blanket
And in the winter heās always complaining, his nose pink 24/7 from how cold he is, and heās always laying on heating pads and getting heated blankets so he can stay warm during the colder months
And I can see him getting so anxious every time he gets a hair cut, because for years and years now heās been keeping it long and trying to keep it around shoulder length but then gets too busy to cut it so it always grows longer so he get used to the longer hair
So when he gets it cut just brushing his shoulders he has a mini freak out and heās like āwhat if it looks so ugly and itās terrible and you hate it?ā
And y/n is of course like āyouāre dramatic, babe. You get it cut this length every time. Maybe get it an inch shorter this time since your hair grows so fast.ā
āYouāre the one who has to look at me?! Is that even going to look good?ā
āItās going to look just fine. Your hair length doesnāt matter.ā
And he swears he hates the feeling after a hair cut since heās not used to it but y/n catches him playing with it all day long and as soon as she laughs or he feels her staring he shoves his hand back down
And I feel like hes SOOO funny š¢
Like when him and y/n are down in the kitchen for some midnight snacks once the babies are in deep sleep y/n is literally just crying laughing the whole time and trying not to wake the babies up with her laugh
He can make anything out of a joke
And heās so dramatic and any noise she makes that is above the volume that they instantly tune into once the kids are asleep he is silently yelling and acting so dramatic- which only makes her laugh harder
And when heās sleep deprived he gets almsot sleep drunk so heās doing the weirdest shit and fake fighting the air in the kitchen and crying laughing after, holding onto the oven bar, trying not to be loud with a cookie half chewed in his mouth
He just acts so stupid, how could you not laugh?
And he is so dirty š¢ but also loves some harmless dirty jokes
Like anytime they are alone heās grabbing at her chest
And if he has something like a doctors appointment or anything like for a simple cold or even a check up and she asked āhow did your appointment go, babeā because maybe she couldnāt go for some odd reason
Heās like āoh, they told me if you rubbed your boobs in my face Iād be curedā
And heās always trying to pull her into his showers
Because he likes cuddling with her under the warm water because then he wonāt be cold but he also gets to feel his wife wrap her arms around him and cuddle into him without any barriers stopping him from her skin touching his
Heās definitely a skin on skin man
Like he needs it to have a good cuddle session or to calm down, anything like that
Heās such a big baby :((( I love it
He needs a bit of skin to skin every now and then during a before-sleep-cuddle-session
Just because he loves her touch so much and hates to have anything stopping him from fully indulging in the feeling of her touch
And he needs all clothes to be off during sex- thatās why quickies arenāt usually his style, heās rather wait for the perfect time than fit a moment in where he isnāt left fully satisfied with touch
He needs to feel their thighs sticking together and the touch of a sweaty hand, their chests pressed together, any body part that would happen to graze him he needs to feel it unfiltered instead of through a shirt, same goes with him touching her, he needs to feel the soft skin of her arms, her nipples brushing against him, her sweaty and sticky thigh peeling from his, her hand grasping his shoulder, her teeth biting at him
And Iāve been thinking about this recently
But I lowkey feel like blind Harry would be into a little piss play šš
Like I feel like he definitely loves to piss inside of y/n when he feels needy
But Iāve also been thinking about him not being so subby
Like I think itās a 60/40 things
60 percent of the time heās subby and wants to be taken care of and be babied by his wife like he deserves
But the other 40 he wants to pin his wife to the mattress and fuck her until she canāt form a sentence
Mainly when heās stressed though
Which is probably a lot because he does run his own business
I canāt think of anything else but this is probably a lot
Send in more!! Iāve still got to reply to a lot of you, ily š¢š¢
