#bleedingout

9:53AM conbini breakdown Super Mario Series - Bowser, Mario - 1,153 words

Bowser growls and punches the buttons on his phone angrily. The fact he has no service is freaking nuts, given how much he PAYS FOR THIS THING! But fine! Whatever! Note to self: Send minions out to Snowy Blowy Summit to set up some phone towers, or SOMETHING. Ugh, just great. Now what? Mario’s probably got a 1-UP or a Life Shroom in his inventory, or something, but BOWSER can’t get into MARIO’S inventory, and neither is Bowser going to take any chances!! Mario’s lost a lot of blood, and his breathing is shallow. He needs to get help, NOW. -- Whumptober, 2025 - "Bleeding Out" + "Rescued By The Enemy"

ok. day late. but that's okay.

i saw this and knew obviously waht i was going to do, due to the, [gesturing at bowsario] i like them

Vimeo version in case you tube is playing up.

Meeting Minutes 09/04/2026

Our cadets practiced litter carry using tuna cans filled with blood to simulate locating an injured person. Forced to balance speed with precision resulted in two "fatalities." Fortunately, our cadets get to try again so that when the chips are down, everyone comes home. We had a rainbow on National Unicorn Day, and the wind gusts stole some ponchos and covers, but some jobs require an absence of corrective stops when the blood is running cold.