Grounded!
http://chancellor.syr.edu/messages/m/boundaries.html
Yo #BroKent,
Man, you frontin', right? For the parents, amirite?! Because, bro, there is NO WAY I can take your last email seriously! Like I *know* you are super proud of our #1 Status, bruh. What else is there to be number one at, BESIDES partying?!
Like, you rode the ambo, or as me and my bros call it, the puke-mobile! Weekends are all about the drinking! And everybody knows the weekend starts on Wednesday! Bro, cuz I know you were at the Castle Court Party during Mayfest, and that shit is WILD! And bro, it's been going since way before 2012. Like prolly since olden days and shit. So yah, I think Princeton University got it right on! They are the smart, dorky, math geeks, after all! We ARE #1!!! Say it loud and say it proud!!
But I gotcha bro, We will totes keep it cool and on the DL with our parents. Don't want them going overboard and sending us a real "you're grounded" email. I know you better than that, I know you were playing in yours!
So yah, party on!! I'll see you at the next rager. Bring the kegs, man!
Tank
