#superache

conan gray isn't a singer he's a majestic, dazzling, gorgeous, beautiful and talented cryptid that learned how to weaponize feelings

conan gray is the most relatable celebrity of all time. he didnt have his first kiss or relationship until he was 24 but wrote two albums and an ep like he was experiencing three divorces. when he did kiss someone they gave him tonsilitis. his one true love is coffee. he almost never shows up to any event unless his best friend is also there. he doesnt do collabs because he doesnt want to talk to people. he learnt one cool fact and went around telling it to everyone he came across. his first language is sarcasm. he has a secret tiktok account that everyone knows about. he played two different songs on stage before they ever came out, one before it was even announced. hes wanted a fortnite skin since forever but is on toca boca. he forgot the bands that he's opened for. conan lee gray ilysm