#bleedingman

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Just wanted to announce that this blog is now open to asks!

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Mod Madam here! sorry for the lack of posts recently!

Me and Mod Leechi have both been HELLA busy lately! Our schedules are slightly packed... School and extracurricular life is not for the weak...

We'll hopefully get a new post out.. Sooner or later? I unfortunately don't know whether I can tackle any asks at the moment, but I'll cook something up for your viewing pleasure! Maybe. If I have time.

We gonna go with kind of accidental because if it was fully on purpose that relationship would be over so fast lol

Just to go over for those who didn't see my other fic with these two, I ship Jeff with Alex who is a character from the comic I Eat Pasta for Breakfast. Here is a link to his creator

This was why Alex hated having to go on spying missions. He wasn't the type to be sneaky which of course led to an inevitable fight with one of the many proxies Slenderman had working under him. He was working on addressing his injuries before he headed back to Under Realm. Any excuse to stay away for as long as he could. Then a knife flew past his head, lodging in the tree he was sat by. He looked up to see a familiar face.

"Watch it Edgelord, it's just me." he said, getting to his feet. "It's good to see you."

It was rare for Jeff and Alex to see each other more than once a month, even that was hard sometimes depending on if their schedules lined up and all the safety precautions they had to take. Jeff walked up to him, grabbing his knife out of the tree and pressing it to the other's neck, holding him there.

"What the f-"

Jeff cut him off.

"You got about 10 seconds to explain why you hurt my brother." he hissed.

Alex froze.

"Wait what? You mean you and Liu are..."

He trailed off.

"How the Hell did you not know?" Jeff asked, his grip loosening slightly. Sure he was still angry his brother had gotten hurt, but it wasn't as bad is the other didn't know.

"Well I know you mentioned a brother but- I didn't know it was him!" Alex replied, "If I'd have known I wouldn't have- Ugh dammit. I'm- Sorry."

After another moment, Jeff finally let go.

"I'll give you a pass, you didn't know. But if you do that again, you can safely assume this is over and I won't be sparing you." Jeff replied, "I love you, but I won't let you hurt my brother again."

Alex nodded in response. That was reasonable. He'd react the same if Jeff had hurt Lulu or Rodger.

"Now we both better get going, one thing Slender and Zalgo have in common is they care a whole lot about keeping tabs on their 'workers'." Jeff said, taking Alex's hand and squeezing it in his own. "You better show up to meet next month."

Alex gave a small, genuine smile.

"Please, Lulu would kill me for good if I didn't."

2 things before we start. 

1, who Jeff’s even shipped with. If you know I Eat Pasta for Breakfast, you probably at least know of Alex/Bleedingman. If not I suggest the series or just looking at his ref. 

2, the thing about personality-swapping him and Jeff, they are literally so similar, they won’t be acting very different lol

Ik Alex isn’t a really well known character, clearly I like rare pairs ig, but here’s this!

Jeff sat on his bed, staring up at the ceiling as his music played. It was late, he’d been working practically the whole day, he should be sleeping, but he wasn’t. Lulu would be coming to get him soon, it was one of the rare times he could go with her to meet up with Alex and Rodger. Then he heard the door open, finally lowering his head and removing his headphones. 

“We should be good to go, Slender shouldn’t be expecting us back for a while,” Lulu said, resting her head against the door frame, “I take it you’re still coming?” 

“Course I am. Besides, can’t let you be going that far on your own.” He got up off his bed, joining her at the door. “Need me to lead you outside?” he offered. 

“Jack’s been helping me learn how to get around on my own, I’ll be fine,” she assured him, heading down the hallway. 

Jeff knew she was getting better at handling herself. She’d learned a lot from when she first got here, but it didn’t stop him from worrying about her. As they walked, Jeff took out his phone, setting an alarm. 20 minutes to get there, around that amount of time to spend with him, and the same amount of time to get back. Wasn’t as much time as Jeff would like, they hadn’t seen each other in a few months, but he’d take what he could get.

—

Despite Lulu’s fog, Jeff knew the route like the back of his hand to Lulu’s old cottage. They stepped up onto the old porch, Lulu pushing open the door. 

“Alex? Rodger? You here?” she called out. 

“In the living room!” a voice responded. 

Definitely Rodger’s. Both headed into the room where both Alex and Rodger were sitting. 

“Sure took you’re sweet time,” Alex muttered, taking a final puff of his cigarette before putting it out before he stood, walking over to greet the two. 

“Yeah, yeah. Lulu how about you and Rodger catch up or whatever and me and him’ll talk.” 

Lulu just smiled, taking the hint. She walked over and grabbed Rodger’s arm, pulling him off the couch. 

“I understand, we’ll be in the kitchen if you need us,” she said, dragging him into the other room. 

Alex chuckled, grabbing Jeff’s hand and bringing him over to sit down on the couch. 

“Alright, so we only got what? 20, 30 minutes to summarize the past 3 months?” he asked. 

“Well, we better get started. You first.” Jeff replied, putting his arm around him. 

“Well ya know. Zalgo’s been a b****, Shadow Lurker’s been just as annoying, and the only thing keeping me from snapping is Rodger getting between me and whoever I want to punch.” 

Jeff laughed. Relatable. 

“We’ll have to spar sometime, give us both an outlet.” he joked. 

“An excuse to kick your a** for the fun of it? Name a time and place.” 

Jeff smacked his boyfriend in the arm, rolling his eyes. 

“A**hole.” 

“F***er.” 

Before Alex could retort again, Jeff pulled him into a kiss. This time it was Alex who rolled his eyes but pressed into the other, shutting his eyes. 

“You’re lucky I love you, you little sh**.” the blonde man muttered, pressing another quick kiss to the other’s lips.