#blee bleep

Here's the lwa half. First one was inspired by @blee-bleep and their fic

Aight cunt brick, let's test your headcanons-- who will say, 'I flushed my phone down the toilet', who will reply 'Give me the gloves, I'll look in the bowl', 'Maybe it's in your bag', 'Don't worry, I need a new phone too', and 'Y'all, this is my worst nightmare'? You have three hours before I kidnap you if you won't answer, go

what ship do you think can dumbass-ly/professionally handle their pda?