Shadow, what are your thoughts on tea?
*The kids were hanging out at the Mean Bean Café, bothering Stone as per usual and introducing Blaze to the art of getting on Stone's nerves.*
Was anyone going to tell me tea tastes different when you put it in hot water?
*Tails chokes on his apple juice.* ACK- You've been putting it in cold water?
Knuckles? Answer the question, Knuckles.
Yes, I thought for two years that the humans put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. I did not realize there was an actual purpose.
You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?
*Rouge looks visibly horrified.* Why are you... putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?
IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE! *Rouge smacks the stove after each word for emphasis.*
BESTIE, IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN!?
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!?
Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat *Rouge places her mug on the stove* and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that and you use a saucepan.
*Sonic laughs in disbelief.* You're putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted.
*Shadow facepalms.* Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic.
*Blaze is pouring herself a cup of tea, looking visibly scandalized.* DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?