I can’t find it anymore, but there was this meme for self-shipping I saw somewhere that basically said:
Step 1: Open Spotify
Step 2: Go to your liked songs
Step 3: Turn on shuffle
Step 4: Start playing the playlist.
Step 5: Think of a f/o before the songs start, that song (Given it has lyrics and isn't fandom-related.) will describe your relationship with that F/O.
For fun, I decided to do it, and uh-...
-Advanced warning! Some of these songs contain swearing, and the song for Aaravos is slightly suggestive in places-
Loki Odinson:
UHHHHH- while the original song I find fairly endearing, this version? It honestly gives me some thriller/stalker vibes, which is not a good sign.
Based on the lyrics though? ‘My only friend was a stray kitty’ especially? I’m getting the feeling that in this instance, I’m the stalker. Oh, no-
Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane:
Oooh, I love Mother Mother songs. Let's see... Well, I gotta say, it does have Scarecrow's vibe. The song is about trying to force change in yourself, but said change isn't working (And you end up hurting yourself by trying to in the process.) Or...at least that's my read of it.
So, Someone tried to change themselves for the relationship and it didn't work, which ended up hurting them? Sounds like a failed villain redemption and subsequent relapse to me. (Try to be not a villain for your civilian partner, only to end up turning around later type of thing?) ...So, I'm gonna assume this is BTAS Scarecrow, then-
Brahms Heelshire:
I- I mean... well first of all, the 'dressed in green' line would imply that Brahms is the frog, seeing as his cardigan's green and I never wear green, in fact, I usually wear black or brown, which are actual scorpion colours anyway-
Tomura Shigaraki:
Ooooh, that's a nice match. Honestly, yeah, it kind of feels that way, especially with what quirk I gave my S/I, and Shiggo's quirk as well.
Sounds like someone attempting to coerce someone else into joining a ‘team’, only to finally open their heart to said person, and right then, that person they coerced gets hurt because they were joining that team? Idk, maybe you could replace that 'team' thing with the LOV? (Or the Paranormal liberation front?) Either way, sounds angsty, I'm in!
Aaravos:
Well, that's certainly not what I expected-
Okay, so what am I getting from this... Well, duality first of all, perhaps indecisiveness? So this is probably talking about me then, haha. Honestly from that context, this makes way more sense.
Newt Scamander:
Yeah, I feel like the lyrics on this one are pretty self-explanatory. Person the song is in pov of was in a bad relationship before and they’re scared to be open to their new lover.
Honestly, in the context of this involving Newt, it reminds me of this 'x reader fic' I came across at one point, that involved the reader coming home from fighting in WW2 and being severely affected by it. It was pretty good all things considered.
Prince Stolas:
Wait, isn't this song about being trans? Regardless, lyrics-wise sounds pretty accurate, to me at least, especially in the story I gave him with my S/I. Poor man didn't deserve all that hardship, he only has his daughter and his man and me, now.
Viktor (Arcane)
I swear to god, it was on shuffle, I promise- What a coincidence that it ended up being the awesome song from his own source! Though, that doesn't bode well for the relationship, I guess. Sounds like it'll be angsty, oh no. But then again, knowing who Viktor is, I suppose that's kind of a given.
I get vibes of 'everything is crumbling down around us, so let's spend these last few moments of normalcy together' from this match up. (Which should make sense with where Viktor ends up going in LOL lore.)
Rook Blonco:
I can't say I expected this one either. I also can't say I'm super clear on who in this dynamic would be the one who's pov this song is from here?
Obviously, more angst. The song is about changing yourself for someone you love, a theme we saw with Scarecrow as well. Hmm, there's a lot more angst here than I expected...
Vilkas (Skyrim):
Oh no. Vilkas, hun, don't say shit like this, you're breaking your husband's heart-
Bad snippet of the song since you can’t actually hear any lyrics, but yeah. Nothing like a little bit of ‘I don’t think they’d really love me’ to get the heart wrenching, right?
Anyway, though!
That's all the ones I'll do for now, trying to figure out how to embed stuff like this frustrated me, so- Yeah.
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Context/Synopsis:
Two years after Viktor's surprise love interest; Blake, disappears out of the blue, it soon becomes apparent why. ...And it's not for the reason Viktor thinks it is.
"It's nice to see you, too." Viktor said, the level of sass in his tone palpable.
Blake sighed, looking over the small blue ball of energy in his hand. He didn't reply immediately, but after Viktor stepped toward him, Blake felt compelled to say something. "It's been a while, huh?" His voice seemed off; Viktor could tell something was wrong but couldn't quite put his finger on why.
"Yes, it has; Two years, in fact." Blake could practically taste the slight bitterness in Viktor's tone. Blake could still remember what it felt like - that last kiss they shared right before he left - he could see how it must've looked. "So, you're here for the hextech, then?"
Blake couldn't lie, but if he said yes, he could only imagine what Viktor would think. Blake inhaled deeply through his nose, then replied, "I wasn't using you, Viktor."
There was a moment of quiet before Viktor came closer. "Then what were you doing?"
"What I had to." Blake replied, not turning around to face Viktor. He couldn't, after all. He knew that wouldn't be enough of an explanation. "I'm-… I can't tell you why."
"Why not?" Viktor insisted, coming up close and grasping Blake's shoulder. Before Viktor could even try to spin him around, Blake pulled away and turned, not letting Viktor see his face.
Calling Viktor 'smart' is an understatement, so it doesn't take more than a moment for him to realize Blake is hiding his face from him. "…Blake." The tone said as much, with Viktor silently demanding Blake look at him.
"…You don't want to know." Blake insisted, but Viktor was determined.
"Blake. Show me."
There was a long pause, and after a heavy sigh, Blake had to make a choice. Ultimately, he decided Viktor deserved to know. With much hesitation, Blake took a shaking breath and turned around, the sight of which rendered Viktor speechless.
Blake's pale face shredded on the right side, but instead of revealing meat and flesh, the gleam of black metal and the purple glow of Shimmer shone through. Blake let out another breath, trying to remain stoic and calm but unable to keep his chest from feeling the tightness of anxiety.
"…Apparently, you were right. I wasn't 'born' in Zaun at all."