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I FORGOT THIS ONE

Leave it to Blakinola to derail a conversation by attacking and discrediting the messenger. Like we already know Sky Williams is an ass hole. That doesn't mean he didn't make some good points. He pulled an old white feminist trick: "in my own experience, I haven't had any problems and I get along with everyone. We don't have to actually change because I am always willing to do something with others." It isn't like Blakinola was neutral in these situations. We know he was bashing Gnarsie for dressing up like gnar and that was why gnarsie fought with him. We know that he pushed himself into the conversation on female streamers when he subtweeted Sky Williams. (Granted that that was some really shitty commentary from sky) Blakinola enters the fray on his own. He has to own up to that but he didn't and I don't think he ever will. He doesn't help the situation by being petty then immediately saying he doesn't do that stuff. He doesn't help the situation by telling people that there are no problems in the league content community. There are problems.

Friendly reminder that they are a thing that exist and the fact that people don't read them makes me want to scream endlessly until I shrivel up and die. Reason I say this is because Illaoi has been out for what? Two months now? And people still have yet to get a fucking clue. IF YOU ARE A VESSEL YOU ARE SPAWNING TENTACLES EVERY TEN SECONDS UNLESS YOU KEEP MOVING (or recall between tentacle spawns, but it's a short window) AND KILL THREE OF THEM THEY WILL FUCKING WRECK YOU I've watched entirely too many people die because they stood around like a bump on a log while the tentacle AI play whack-a-noob. I'm just going to stop pinging careful and let you do you boo. But if I'M A VESSEL and you last hit the tentacles I'm trying frantically to kill. We're gonna have a fuckin problem. Well we would but there's already changes to that on the PBE. And see, part of me is relieved to know that the dumbass who can't go five seconds without last hitting something won't be the reason for me dying by tentacle anymore. But honestly that this change is necessary is just exhausting. WHY IS READING SO HARD? EH?? In fact that's not even a patch notes thing, are we not reading champion announcements anymore? Not watching champion spotlights? Fuckin heathens don't even realize what a blessing Phreak and his puns are. Anyways I left the title as patch notes cause that's really the root of the problem. This is January and I'm still getting people in my game who dont Skarner's crystal shrine things. ( I dont play Skarner, I don't have to know what they're called or even what they do, but I know if I capture them I'm benefiting my team and that's all that matters) If reading the patch notes that Riot puts up for our benefit every patch is too much for you fuckin subscribe to Blakinola or one of the other league youtubers that makes guides and shit. I swear you will be blessed. Ya'll clearly need some Tldr Patch Notes in ya life.