Deadbeat Tai
Taiyang: I didn't even want kids. Beat it!
Ruby: Dad, wait!
Yang: You owe Mom child support!
Weiss: Give her our child support!
Taiyang: Nah, fuck you, nerds!
Yang: But Dad, soccer tryouts are next week and I need new cleats!
Weiss: I need a new skirt!
Whitley: I need my vaccine!
Ruby: I need a Sega Dreamcast!
Yang: DAD, PLEASE!
Weiss: PLEASE!
Whitley: PLEASE!
Ruby: PLEASE!
Taiyang: Nah, fuck you! Your moms all tricked me into making you! (Kids get even louder) Think they can get my shit? Nah! Nobody touches my shit!





















