#blaidd screams

one day, the sea grunks come across some powerful entity that is said to grant people their greatest wish, if they pass some sorta “test” and,, ford of course wants to investigate it so they do. as they’re exploring some sorta island ruins or something, they somehow “activate” it and get separated. eventually, they both end up begging for the entity (which had begun communicating with them after some time) to stop all this, they just wanna get back to their family. a brief pause, and suddenly they’re both laying down on the stan o’ war like nothing happened. 

they eventually agree that the entire experience must have been some weird, shared hallucination from the bad fish they’d eaten earlier (but they both know, deep down, it wasn’t) and try to forget about it.

skip ahead a few years later, they’re both havin’ the time of their lives doin’ sea hobo stuff, et cetera, when during one visit to the family someone asks how they’re holding up (you know, since they’re old men, all alone out on the sea) and stan says “actually, we’re better than we’ve ever been!” and that’s when they realize they hadn’t felt all those old man aches and pains for... years now. a few more years go by and they realize they haven’t been aging at all.

turns out, that powerful entity basically gave them immortality. when they said they just wanted to be with their family, the entity interpreted that as forever. so they will be, they’ll be with the pines family forever, or at least until the pines family is no more. 

you guys may send a question for me into my askbox, along with one color and a drawing request!

now, for the drawing request, i’m gonna set up a couple of rules: please please no ships (except for one which i’m sure most of y’all if you have been here since my undertale phase know). I will be taking mostly Gravity falls requests, but i will also do other fandoms like Undertale, Mob Psycho 100, Mystery Skulls Animated, etc. things i’ve done before. 

“but blaidd! what questions should i ask?” anything! ask me literally anything you want to know about me!

example:

you say:“Heyo blaidd! what’s ur favorite kind of tortoise? also - dark magenta! can i get a tiny drawing of Ford?"

and i will reply with something like: “hello! my favorite kind of tortoise is [REDACTED]! here’s ur tiny ford”