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Will you accept my first born child or my hand in marriage? (I just read The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades, in 2 and 1/2 hours, oh my fucking god that was a masterpiece)
I won't lie, I am intrigued by the marriage proposal.
(I am in no way related to Rumpelstiltskin, so the kid thing is out, for sure.)
So I'll go with the classic: buy me dinner first 😉
I'm so glad you liked it! And I'm so glad to hear from you 🥳
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Stiles: Sampson, that's just a great name. Straight out of film noir. An old detective who drinks hard but loves even harder. Or go with me here. [breaks into a high-pitched British voice] Sampson, a tiny little orphan mouse who must find his way home to Wolverhampton.
Derek: [rolls his eyes] Or Samson, the legendary figure from the Bible.
Stiles: Nah, that doesn't work, all those guys had names like Ben-Hur and Prometheus.
Derek [completely done with Stiles’s shit]: You have never read the Bible, have you Stiles?
Stiles: [completely confident while counting on his fingers] Of course I have. Genesis, Exorcist, Leviathan, Doooo... the Right Thing.
Derek: Oh my gosh.
[Scene: trying to find and unalive the most recent bad guys] Stiles: They're in the church! Derek: [side-eyeing Stiles] I'm not just busting into a church to kill two men. Stiles: What if they're in the church basement? If they're in the church basement, then we can totally kill them. Derek: So you're implying that the church is holy, but the church basement isn't?? Stiles: They don't say mass or whatever in the basement. The church basement is not holy ground. Derek: So what, it goes holy ground, hmmm...the basement, holy ground?! Stiles: The Boy Scouts meet in the basement and they're not a religious group. Derek: A Boy Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent! Reverent is right there in the end because it is, if not a faith-based organization, not entirely secular. Stiles: Derek: Stiles: So...you're not coming in with me, huh?
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