How a random assortment of indie game characters would react to you coming out: a 🧵 (Part 1)
part 2
“Ah! Fear not my friend! It does not matter if you are a dandy, fairy, or whatever else you wish! You are one of us!
“Aumhnhmubgmhnaaa.,.,. *sniff* abuhbhgb.,.,.”
“Like Ellen?”
“OK. “
“HUH?!? Wait, what? Since when?!?…Oh shoot, I’m sorry! I’m happy for you, I swear!!! I just would have never expected it…”
“Brblblblblrvbl!”
“…”
(thumbs up) :)
“That’s great and all…but we need to escape this dimension!!”
❤️ Yo your one hot hotbaby
"Um... good for you?! (I have never met this person in my life...)"
(Slurs)
"Boop!"
(hits you with an umbrella)
"Ha, you would be."
(After explaining it to him 4 times) "Ohh... Okay! Now I get it!" (lying)
"Wonderful, me too. Now then, could you point me towards the exit?"
"...?!"
(nods)
"Thanks!"
"bee bop." (is calling you a slur also)
[THOUGHT GAINED: Homo-Sexual Underground]
"Honk!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD"
(Hits you with the dream nail to read your internal thoughts)
"Don't make it your personality, okay?"
(seconds away from a panic attack) "Nice-a!"
"Do you have 2 dollars for the funfair? I am incredibly pregnant."
"..."
"I don't care. Move aside."
"Abwah"
"If you want to survive, you will need to create weapons and shelter! Start by chopping down trees and gathering wood!"
