Mar 22, 2019
Biggest disappointment: I CAN’T BUY THE SHARK FROM IKEA ONLINE. T A T The freaking thing is out of stock and there’s not a single ikea store in this city. They’re all in nearby countries. The store that is in my country where this thing is present and being sold - is in a city so freaking far away, I have a biggest chance to catch a freaking REAL shark in the sea out here, than to travel to that city and buy me some sweet ass PLUSH SHARK. It’s fine. It’s FINE. I’ll wait. Like Ahab. I’ll wait till you come back and be in stock, and then I’LL BUY YOU, YOU FREAKING SEA URCHIN WITH A BEAR TRAP FOR A MOUTH. You’ll see. UPD: Crisis averted. I’ve found a shark on chinese store. It’s the same shark, but cheaper... Hueheuheue
