in his apartment, again? of course she was. except this time she was stark naked, enjoying a steamy shower. and timing it almost too perfectly to come out in a far too short towel just as he came home. " i know that's a gun in your pocket, but i think you are actually happy to see me.~ " teased with exactly zero modesty. " you wouldn't mind if i borrowed a shirt, would you? "
It was lucky for her that she stepped out before he was close enough deal with the perceived threat in self defense or else things could have gone a little differently. Surprising him was usually not a good idea.
As it was, he was in the middle of reaching for the gun she mentioned when she stepped into view and he aborted the motion. Only. She was stood there in nothing but one of his shorter towels and it barely covered her... assets. And he was only a man, underneath all the weaponisation.
At least his jaw wasn’t on the floor. It was an effort to tear his eyes off her chest and glue them to her face instead though.
“Uhh...” he began intelligently, completely wrong-footed by her just being there and being naked but for the towel that his eyes were wandering towards again. The thought of her in one of his shirts that would inevitably be too big for her also wasn’t helping. She wanted him to look, wanted him to imagine her that way or she wouldn’t be teasing him so.
He’d be lying if he said the whole thing didn’t make him a little hot under the collar.
“I mean, you’ve helped yourself to everything else...” He finally tore his eyes off her to turn his back a little in what modicum of modesty (that she obviously didn’t care for) that he could offer.
He had so many questions.













