Thinking of Grace on Erid sleeping in and jolting in a panic thinking “I’m late for school!” only to tell himself he’s a grown man and goes back to bed.
Only to jolt back up in panic, remembering he’s a teacher. But then again, belatedly remembers that he’s not on Earth anymore and doesn’t teach middle school now. He lies down once again.
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“this is ilya, i will never listen to your voicemail” and shane takes that to heart!!
he thinks ilya doesn't ever listen to his messages, so maybe he starts leaving one here and there. maybe they're nothing really, just a note to say he tried to call. sometimes leaving off with "oh, this is shane. by the way" he calls when he knows ilya won't be able to pick up; "hey, uh. i know you won't get this, but i was thinking about you. i miss you. i know you're just in ottawa but... sometimes it feels a lot further. i love you." and sometimes he'll be watching a game and god. he wants to talk to ilya about that play, so he'll leave message about it. shane never really tells ilya that this is something he does.
ilya knows, of course. watches his voicemail fill up little by little. always makes sure there's space for new ones. has ones that he listens to so often that knows them by heart. memorizes the way shane laughs because he thinks no one will hear it, the sound of his breath on the other line between words. he listens to every one of them.
Before it became common knowledge that Batman always came with a Robin, there must have been at least one goon who misunderstood the situation. Dick, being faster and smaller, would often reach a scene before Bruce. Imagine some low-level criminal suddenly face-to-face with a ten-year-old in a bright costume. And then, moments later, Batman emerges from the shadows. He's terrifying, inhuman even.
Not realizing they’re partners, the goon assumes the boy is just that: a random kid caught in the wrong place. Then Batman finally steps out of the shadows, looking like the nightmare everyone in Gotham whispers about.
So for one brief moment, the goon actually moves to shield Robin from him.
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So I've been thinking about @macdenlover 's "levels of headcanon" chart (about how heavily a HC is influenced by canon), so I decided to make my own scale about how likely a HC is to be true (including different levels of canon) using queer cartoon characters as examples :)
I just spent an hour making this because I was bored. Enjoy. Image description under the cut.
Inspiration:
it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this
ID courtesy of @hatreds-og-imagedescriptions (thank you!!)
[ID: a chart going from 10 to 1, with explanations of the ratings on the left and images of characters with queer flags and descriptions of said characters on the right.
10: "Explicit canon. Clearly stated in the original media." Trans Barney from Dead end Paranormal Park. "Barney says "I'm transgender"".
9: "Implicit canon. Never explicitly stated, but 100% canon in the original media". Nonbinary Raine from The Owl House. "Raine never says "I'm nonbinary," but uses they/them and is never referred to as a man/woman (also, confirmed by Dana)".
8: "Creator confirmation. Never stated in the original media, but confirmed canon by the media's creator". Aroace Lilith from The Owl House. "While never mentioned/implied in TOH, Dana has confirmed that Lilith is aroace".
7: "Heavily implied. Never confirmed, but likely true (either by canon evidence or creator implication)". Genderfluid Nimona from Nimona. ""Aaand now you're a boy" "I am today" (anyway, the whole movie has trans/GNC themes)".
6: "Possibly implied. Hinted at in the original media, but could be explained as something else". Trans Doofenschmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. "Doof COULD be transmasc, or the whole "raised as a girl" thing could just be for the bit".
5: "Fanon. Never confirmed, but generally accepted by the fandom". Aromantic Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. "While only confirmed to be ace, most of the fandom also sees Alastor as aromantic".
4: "HC with evidence. Headcanons supported by a dedicated fan's detective work". Bisexual Mabel from Gravity Falls. "People have noticed bi flag stickers hidden on Mabel's scrapbooks".
3: "Canon neutrality. Could be true, could be false, but overall makes sense and doesn't contradict the original media". Genderqueer Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch. "Maybe Pleakley is genderqueer, maybe he just wanted to crossdress for the mission, who knows? That's why it's a headcanon."
2: "I made it the fuck up. Based on vibes, has absolutely nothing to do with canon". Bisexual Megamind from Megamind. "No evidence, no explanation, he just has Disaster Bi™ vibes".
1: "Um? No? But go off. Directly contradicts canon (but who cares, that's why it's fun)". Trans Stanley Pines from Gravity Falls. "Even though flashback scenes prove Stan is AMAB, some people HC him as transmasc." End of ID.]
Headcanon that for an anniversary or perhaps their retirement, Harris is editing a video for Ilya & Shane showcasing their relationship and their dedication to the game and so on. The clips are mostly gathered from outtakes or snippets filmed on roadtrips, post/pre gams, in the locker rooms, during practice, at team gatherings etc.; it‘s hilarious, most of the team and assorted guests have a good laugh at it, mainly bc ilya and shanes bickering is highly entertaining while at the same time, it‘s spicked with very sweet moments causing soft smiles all around, perhaps some gentle ribbing by team mates and friends - „wow roz, you‘re so whipped“, „who knew hollander had this much rizz “ - but towards the end, the clips become older and on screen ilya & shane become younger until it‘s a montage, meticulously collected and edited to show a competetive smirk during face off, every hint of a smile or wink (in ilyas case) during interview snippets, award show poses together, all star games show offs - and ilya and shane just get quiet for a sec with tears in their eyes, because while it should feel kinda weird to have such old footage dug up, they don‘t really have a lot of photos from their first years together as they deleted everything in fear of being found out, and now their friend made the effort to give at least something back to them - and while their friends - or family really, at this point- around them is still joking, partly still bewildered by how long those two have been together, shane and ilya just sit there, leaning into each other, shane softly caressing ilyas wedding ring in their interwoven hands
