#bishop of gresit

God is not here. This is an empty box.

"LIES? In your house of god? No wonder he abandoned you." Blue Fangs the Warg Demon from Castlevania's Netflix.

Here we go, losers

Oh ho ho, this fucker just can’t stop haunting us, can he

Ooh, like a goddamn windmill

I could deadass make a meme out of this bishop guy:

Dude, that chair is way too tall

Welp, I was partially wrong

I’m gonna assume you were zoning out when Vlad literally said “I trust them ‘cause they’re not vampires”

What all historical scholarly articles about Vikings can be reduced to

It's so interesting to see how his character has progressed. He's no longer consumed with the passion of revenge for Lisa; he appears tired and more collected than before. But the lingering effect of her death is that it solidified and intensified the idea of humans being undeserving and parasitic, and he sees extermination not so much as revenge now, but more of a necessity. It's more of, in his own warped mind, a tribute and testament to Lisa rather than exacting equal suffering in her memory, so that the evil of humanity cannot destroy what good is left of the world, like Lisa.

Sypha, probably: "So Grandfather, I'm going to go off to kill Dracula with the boozy imbecile you already met and a shiny rock god from the 80's who happens to be Dracula's son. Don't worry about me!"

I can see it's gonna be a fun road ahead

P.S. can vampires not go out into sunlight in this universe? 'Cause I'm wondering where Alucard is

PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY

Hey motherfucker

What did the bishop say when he went to the ball?

*gagging noises*