#birras0

The one time I ever ERP’d with Arvella back when I still played WoW, she and her lover got a room, just like any respectable goblin and blelf would during a hookup. Actually, in this continuity the room was the home of one of my other OCs, Liijuan. I’m certain she found out about what happened. This was also the first demon hunter Arvella ever had any real conversation with, lol. She just fuckin’ went for it. The absolute champ 

sex+romance headcanons! 

Tsuragao - a massive platter of French Toast and crepes. Chocolate and lemon in abundance on said crepes. And pancakes w/ thick dollops of whipped cream and powdered sugar...

Tao-Chong - (A PLATTER OF BACON) an omelette with like four different kinds of delicious meats on it.

Lixi-Ong - pancakes with orange sauce and lemons in abundance. It’s amazing the balance he crafts between sweet, sour, and fluffy, but it works. And it’s NOT a meal one forgets after eating.

Tsaobai - mana cupcakes. Faster and tastier than most cooks make it - and still as filling and wonderful.

U RIGHT

CHUMBLY GOBLINS OR BUST

Tsuragao loves classics - deep dish Chicago-style pan pepperoni pizza - with pepperoni on the top and above the crust. It is a LITERAL slice of heaven.

Lixi-Ong Bramblefoot - plain jane Cheese pizza -  but with deep dish, lovingly made crust. And heavenly sauce. Sauce that reduces one to tears of joy.

Zhou Barrelgut - Super supreme pizza, on hand-tossed crust. Like more toppings. MORE. YET MORE. An impossible amount of flavors and sensations.

Tao-Chong Cinderkeg - orders ten thousand breadsticks and forgets all about the pizza until it’s 3 AM. It’s like an alfredo chicken loadout on thick, fluffy crust. By no means is it bad, but it was NOT meant for anyone else,

ARVELLA IS A C H O C O L A T E  D E M O N

Goblin-produced chocolate is her favorite. The more it tastes like dirt and worms or chocolate-covered intestines to anyone who isn’t a goblin, the better. The advantages: 1) Yummy, 2) More for herself, because the only circumstance under which most non-goblin species will eat it is on a dare. 

As for the “love” part of Valentines Day… she seldom develops crushes, but when her brain decides someone is attractive, that is not something she can avoid pursuing. (Self control? What’s that? Its that some sort of small animal she ate alive last week? Probably.) 

sex+romance headcanons!

This week the Enterprise answers a distress call from a ship with indistinct piles of disorganized shit everywhere