#zeroanswers

The one time I ever ERP’d with Arvella back when I still played WoW, she and her lover got a room, just like any respectable goblin and blelf would during a hookup. Actually, in this continuity the room was the home of one of my other OCs, Liijuan. I’m certain she found out about what happened. This was also the first demon hunter Arvella ever had any real conversation with, lol. She just fuckin’ went for it. The absolute champ 

sex+romance headcanons! 

U RIGHT

CHUMBLY GOBLINS OR BUST

1) Wild Hog in the Woods by The Furrow Collective (I’m learning this one to perform eventually. The history behind the song is also super interesting! It’s the American descendant of a British folk ballad known as Sir Lionel, Bold Sir Rylas or Old Bangum. You can find several versions in the Child Ballads.)

2) The Last Saskatchewan Pirate by the Derina Harvey Band (My partner and I also want to perform this one in the near future. Fucking love this song.)

3) The Pirate’s Gospel by Alela Diane (More pirate music!)

YES PERFECT

Jane: “Hey, what do you want to eat?”

Gamzee’s mind: “THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT.”

Gamzee: “a bagel”

Gamzee’s mind: “NOOO!”

I try my best to be a warm friend, but in all honesty, I’m not there for any protagonists, I’m here for the villain 💕 (currently poking my partner’s cheek whilst I type this. love you, darling!)

These asks y’all are sending me are all quality guesses that I am appreciating muchly.

You ask for ‘fuck’ and ‘fuck’ you shall receive. A very brief selection of songs that I enjoy that say fuck, and for which various modes of Fuck are the mood, ranked in order of how much I like them (though I think they’re all well worth listening to, and you should listen to them). Links on the titles:

Whales by Hail Mary Mallon 

Fuck You (Very Much) by Lily Allen 

BOOGIE by BROCKHAMPTON 

Close Your Eyes (And Count to Fuck) by Run the Jewels

Mercy Me by Alkaline Trio (Damnesia version)

My Pet Coelacanth by deadmau5 

send me a phrase or quote and i’ll make a playlist

26: A song that makes you want to fall in love

Hades Pleads by Parker Millsap

Listen, I’ve posted this song on my blog an unreasonable number of times, but come on, it’s an absolute banger. Hades is begging Persephone to come to the underworld with him and telling her everything he’ll do for her. If Hades had sung this to me I would’ve accepted his offer before the song was even over. These sounds are true romance

MUSIC ASKS

OC fact in return: Liijuan WILL – she insists – buy or find quality gifts for people on holidays and their birthdays. Fancy new robe? Absolutely; you deserve to look fabulous. Obscure book you’ve been searching for? She’ll find it and she’ll buy it. Gorgeous, comfy as fuck animal pelt? She loves making those. Powerful artifact buried deep within hostile wilderness or a crumbling temple? You said you want it, so she’s going on an adventure and you’re coming along, too. Fuck it, it’s your birthday and anything is possible.

OC fact swap. Send me a fact about your OC and I’ll answer with a relevant fact about mine.