No, no this is too far. I swear if you wear socks with Birkenstocks, you will have to walk 20 feet behind me. You look like a little girl who dressed herself for the first time. They're not called Birken-socks, they're called Birkenstocks. This may be the worst fashion mistake you've ever made.
TandyÂ
I went to the podiatrist yesterday, and then went and bought my first pair of Birkenstocks. Also, NYC streets are filthy.























