#aug2016

No, no this is too far. I swear if you wear socks with Birkenstocks, you will have to walk 20 feet behind me. You look like a little girl who dressed herself for the first time. They're not called Birken-socks, they're called Birkenstocks. This may be the worst fashion mistake you've ever made.

You should tone down your political postings and focus instead on #shitsurmasays. I think that would be really good for you, really increase your likes.

So if they have my genes they'll be like 'That's bad, don't do that!' And if they have your genes they'll be like 'Rules!? Why should I follow the rules!?' So let's hope our kids have my genes.

I dabbled with molding paste awhile ago.

The rule says no skateboarding. Kelsey, don't post that. It's not funny unless you know the rules.