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Parrot!Faunus Ruby
Ruby: (In the library, Reading)
Ruby: (Turns page) AGH!
Ruby: (Reads)
Ruby: (Turns page) OGH!
Ruby: (Reads)
Weiss: (Scowling as Ruby yells)
Blake: (Sneering as Ruby shouts)
Ruby: (Shuts books, Puts it on the shelf)
"How to Face Your Fears"
Ruby: Phew! I think that's enough for today... Huh?
"How to Face Your Fears VOL. 2":
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Yang: RUBY- What the hell is that!
Bird Faunus Ruby: A Time Machine!
Yang: Why?
Ruby: Because We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get Turkey off the menu!
Ruby: *Turning to the Camera* That's Right! We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get Turkey off the menu!
Yang: ... Ruby, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're like, a week late to make that joke.
Ruby: Well I didn't think of it until now! Just play along!
Jaune: (Owl!Faunus, Walking along, Shoved) Ow! What the-
Qrow: (Taps Harbinger)
Raven: (Taps Omen)
Ruby: (Crow!Faunus, Taps Crescent Rose) You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker...
Fun Fact! Owls and Corvids, such as crows and ravens, have a sort of rivalry with each other to the point that corvids will gang up on a single owl that enters their territory while owls will single out lone crows. Part of this rivalry is a result of both animals being intelligent enough to hold grudges.
Do pelican Faunus try to eat everything in sight even though they physically canโt?
Ruby: (On the ground, Grabs cookie)
Ruby: (Drops cookie from mouth)
Ruby: (Grabs cookie, Drops cookie)
Ruby: (Grabs cookie, Drops cookie)
Ruby: (Grabs cookie, Drops cookie)
Weiss: ...Should we stop here?
Yang: Nah. Trust me, you'll just make her mad.
Fun Fact! When I was in Greece, I saw a pelican try and fail to pick up and eat an eel head on the beach. That was almost twenty years ago and, as far as I know, that pelican is still trying to this day.
ALSO! Pelicans will eat just about anything they can get into their mouth and down to their stomachs. This often leads to trouble, such as when they eat turtles that bite through their pouches or when they eat fish that inflate themselves inside of their throats.
Jaune: (Picking up twigs)
Picking up twigs~!
Picking up twigs~!
I like! I like~!
Picking up twigs~!
One twig~! Two twig~! Three twig~! Fooooour~!
I like twigs and I want some more~!
Ruby: (Whistles along)
Jaune: Aw, thank you, little miss bird~! (Kisses)
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got some more animal stuff!
Vampire finches - got a bird Faunus for that?
Weiss: Mm? What?
Ruby: (Under Yang's blanket)
Yang: (Sighs)
Weiss: Ugh... (Climbs out) Honestly, you two. It's bad enough that you conspire together, but now you're sleeping toge-
Ruby: (Mouth covered in blood) What?
Weiss: AAAAAAAIIIIIE! (Faints)
Blake: Mm... What's going on?
Yang: Oh, nothing, just helping Ruby with a late-night snack.
Blake: Well, keep it down. I'm trying to sleep.
Fun Fact! Vampire ground finches, located on the Wolf and Darwin Islands in the Galapagos, are small birds that use their sharp beaks to peck wounds into their prey, such as blue-footed boobies, who don't really show any hostility to the parasites, likely due to their ability to remove pests and other parasites from their bodies. Vampire finches and vampire bats are also two of the very few animals whose bodies thrive on the bacterium known as peptostreptococcaceae, which are organisms noted for their lesser accumulation in people with Crohn's Disease and greater accumulation in people with colorectal cancer.
Nora: Jaune? What are you-
Jaune: (Covered in scars) I lost my bedroom to a territorial bird of prey. We've got about ten to fifteen seconds before she figures out how to work the doorkno-
BANG!
Jaune: (Grabbed) ...Run.
Ruby: (Screeches, Drags Jaune to bedroom)
Fun Fact! Bald eagles have been known to attack humans, though injuries are rarely lethal. These usually occur during their mating seasons, which varies on location. For example, in the United States location of Illinois, Bald Eagle mating season begins in late January and lasts until March.
Jaune: Cardin, I've had it with your Bullying! *Pulls Ruby's hood down*
Ruby: Huh?
Jaune: *Throwing Ruby at Him* GET 'IM GIRL!
Ruby: *SCREECH*
Cardin: AAAAAHHH!
Falconry hoods block the eyesight of raptors, which calms them down due to lack of sensory information.
