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Iām begging some fun facts about the characters in a relationship Laly
BB (Werner):
- would lowkey start obeying MC with pretty much anything she asks. if she tells him to wear something, he will. if she asks him to do something, he will.
- but if MC gets sick, hed act like a drill sergeant. (if shes pregnant tho i feel like hed be a mix of both, but mostly give in to all her demands.)
- after a few weeks hed end up sleeping on MC, burying his head in her neck.
- would probably make 999999 jokes per day. (only 2 are actually funny.)
- at one point, hed start worrying if he doesnt get his morning or goodnight kiss.
Lane:
- adores domestic moments more than actual dates. grocery shopping together or buying and assembling new furniture gets him weirdly excited every time.
- loves having his hair played with.
- would lowkey hate the idea of MC meeting his mom.
- would 100% melt every time MC reaches for his hand while theyre walking somewhere.
Amelia:
- would steal all of MCs clothes.
- has a dry sense of humor a bit similar to BBs. shed criticize MCs hair before fixing it herself.
- likes sitting in the same room doing different things. she doesnt need constant conversation to feel close.
- is the type to steal all the blankets while sleeping.
Ludwig:
- would probably get excited if a girl even remembers his name.
- his love language is sharing.
- in general, he gets incredibly shy whenever a girl compliments him.
- yes Lane mocks him for that.
- his body count is 1.
Serkan:
- has never truly been in love.
- but when he does fall in love, he falls hard. so much so that everyone around him would probably notice.
- is physically affectionate without even thinking about it.
- his smile is impossible to wipe off his face when he sees the girl he loves.
Ahhhh new pics, OMG!! I can't believe these silly pictures are actually canon!! I was so scared they were just edits, but now theyāre totally CANON!! They're SO CUTE AAAA KAKWJWJ, we'll get silly sprites like this for Lane too, right? yuyuyuyi~!!šš„āØāØ
I literally died laughing at this!! Why is this 'work wife <3' so freaking cute?? š And also, we'll get to peek at Lanes phone?! Iām dying of excitement right now...
Oh, and I noticed a little something...
Bomb?! So cute??šāØš¤š»
Iām not really attracted to BB, but this one is my fav right now. SO CUTE AGH! ... Our awkward puppy is swearing now, huh...?
Shift 3... I'm outside your door. Patiently waiting (This is a lie.)...SHIFT 3 PLEASE I'M BEGGING. TWOOO DAAYSSS AAAAJSJKW I'M SO READY IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE!
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Again, my brain is as tiny as the goldfish Princess Bubblegum is taking care of, so take all of this with a grain of salt. Wall of text.
Lane and his family, what might be going on with them, plus a few Easter eggs in his apartment for anyone interested. Scroll to the last section for those.
1st: Laneās parents
Iād say they were very close, considering the photo with the childlike handwriting that says āBest Dad Everā I think it belongs to little Lane.
I donāt know exactly what their relationship or dynamic was like, but Iād say they loved each other. Laneās mom seemed very excited to have him. Two months before his birth, she took a photo with Amy and wrote āTwo months until we meet you.ā His father was probably the one who took the photo.
2nd: Lane and his dad
I talked to one of my friends about it, and she said the photo reminded her a lot of her cousin and uncle. You know how little boys who are close to their fathers tend to stick by them around the ages of 5 to 7? Looking at the photo, I think Lane was around that age. He couldāve been younger though idk.
(he's indeed 5 to 6 here, the photo has 91 at the top corner implies that it was taken in 1991)
My friend also pointed out that most boys she knows who are close to their dads tend to stay attached to them from around 5 until they hit their 11.
So, is it safe to say Lane was closest to his dad around that time?
When did Laneās dad die?
Laly mentioned that he passed away when Lane and Amy were very young, but different cultures define āyoungā differently. Where Iām from, losing a parent between the ages of 7 and 10 would be considered very young.
However, in the 1995 photo of Lane and Amy, Lane was around 9 to 10 (not his birthday yet). Amy still looks very happy. Laneās eyes seem a little darker than they do in the photo with his dad, but that could be because of many things.
I donāt think his dad passed away around that time or before it, because Amy looked genuinely happy. A child can try to act mature, but their eyes donāt lie. Amyās eyes still have that spark MC describes, so I think their dad was probably still alive then. If heād already died, I donāt think Amy wouldāve looked that bright.
Thereās also a note on the photo. I donāt know whose handwriting it is, but it isnāt Laneās or his momās. I assume itās Amyās because she has a habit of drawing hearts, stars, smiley faces and things like that in her handwriting.
Why does it look so different from her handwriting now?
It could simply be because she was younger. We donāt know.
She wrote about how good it once felt to be ordinary. Maybe she was referring to a time when their dad was still alive, nothing had changed much, and life wasnāt half miserable. It could be nostalgia. Who knows.
So when exactly did the man die?
I honestly have no clue haha fml. But based on Laneās 1999 note, he seemed to be doing well in English. He got 88% and he was around 14 because the sheet says Grade 9 and 1999. His teacher wrote that he did good work and should keep it up.
There are 2 possible scenarios here.
Scenario 1
His dad died before Lane turned 14, maybe when he was around 12 or 13. That could be why Lane tried to keep his grades up and make his mom happy while still grieving his dad. Iāll explain why I think that when I talk about his mom.
Then, when he was 15 or 16, his mom remarried. That might be what Laly meant when she said his grief was interrupted.
Around the time he was 16, he had a girlfriend who ended up breaking his heart. Their photo says it was taken in summer 2001, so they probably dated for a while before she ghosted him and they broke up.
Amy then bought Lane a ticket to a Slipknot concert and wrote āSmile Laneā on the back.
(Laly spoon-feeding y'all, this is indeed ticket bought by Laneās ex gf, maybe they went together, idk)
āSmile Laneā is Biancaās handwriting.
Lane said his ex left him when he thought things had finally gotten better. Maybe he meant that he thought heād started recovering from his dadās death. Then his mom announced sheād remarried, so it became one painful event after another. Amy probably bought the ticket to cheer him up.
Scenario 2
His dad died when Lane was 14, right when he entered high school. That couldāve shocked him badly and explained the blank period in 2000, when he was 15. Maybe he was grieving, so we donāt get much information about that year of his life.
His grades mightāve dropped because he was tired of everything and started becoming more reckless. Then, when he was 16, his mom remarried another man, which added even more to his wounds. After that, he met his ex-girlfriend.
Lane also mentioned a teacher who was always kind to him even when he failed her class. She seemed to teach geography and encouraged him even when he got a terrible score (21%)
Lane and his keepsake
Lane has a necklace in his bathroom with the initials CF on it. I think CF could stand for his dadās name because Laneās middle name starts with C. MC says his middle name seems to have been rubbed off on his driverās license.
Could Lane have rubbed his dadās name off because it reminded him too much of him? Maybe it made him feel worse, especially if he thought āDamn. Dad must be disappointed in me.ā
Letās call his dad Connor for now. I know itās a stereotypical name, but it fits the blank and itās just a nickname I came up with.
I think the necklace belonged to his dad because Lane wore it on 1st Jan 2004, which was New Yearās Day. Heād only gotten his license on 17th Dec 2003. He was speeding, drinking and smoking when he got pulled over.
When the officer offered to call his guardian because he was underage (drinking), Lane got angry and nearly punched him. He ended up getting arrested.
Could that have been around the time his dad died (1st Jan I mean)? Maybe thatās why he went out smoking and drinking alone while wearing his dadās necklace. Who knows.
I like imagining Mr. Connor as a typical officer dad. Someone who believes strongly in justice, has a rough side and comes across as intimidatingĀ (even when he is good-looking) at first because heās serious. But underneath that, heās the most caring person ever.
A classic family man. A suburban dad. The dad-next-door type. You know what I mean.
Third: Lane and his mom
Itās easier for me to imagine Laneās mom because she reminds me a little of my own mom but not exactly. Iāll explain.
Lane mentioned that she always thinks sheās the victim. She cries in the kitchen or gets upset when her kids donāt say they love her back or hug her.
Could she be narcissistic? Maybe.
Lane also said heād gotten worse beatings from women when he told MC about a customer punching him at his old job. I donāt know if he was joking, but if he wasnāt, maybe his mom hit him too. (Lowk if I were a boy, my mama mightāve beaten me too)
I can imagine Laneās mom being like some women Iāve met in real life. During the 1990s and early 2000s, she mightāve been under a lot of pressure after losing the man in the house and having to raise 2 children alone while they were still young.
Maybe she developed a toxic love-hate relationship with them. Emotional abuse, manipulation, guilt-tripping, all of that.
She could say the most hurtful things to her kids one moment, then cry and apologise the next. If that happened constantly, every day, it would affect Lane badly.
That could also explain why his grades dropped. He mightāve just gotten fed up with everything happening at home.
Laly also said that Lane looking like his dad is important. I can imagine Laneās mom expecting him to āman upā and become the man of the house, even though he was still a child. That kind of expectation comes from toxic masculinity and the stereotypes people mightāve had about Mr. Connorās job.
Maybe she compared Lane to his dad too. Like A LOT.Ā
That would make things even worse because every time she looked at Lane, she mightāve seen an uncanny version of her dead husband. That couldāve hurt her even more.
His mom mightāve remarried quickly because she needed financial support, not necessarily because she was in love. Lane might not have been able to handle how fast she seemed to move on.
Thereās also the disciplinary action form dated 18 March 2002. Two guardians signed it, and one signature has āfatherā written beside it. Lane wouldāve been 17 (16 on paper bc not his birthday yet) then and probably completely done with everything.
That means his mom had to remarry before he turned 17 (base on year not his birthday). So her remarrying when he was 15 or 16 would make sense if his dad died when Lane was around 12 to 14
Lane said that after the suspension, his mom kicked him out for a week and he stayed at Ludwigās house. He also said he never graduated.
So yeah, you can finish the puzzle from there.
Lane also said something about Amy leaving him behind in some way. I assume she graduated and moved away from town, while Lane stayed behind to deal with whatever was happening with their mom.
4th: Lane and his stepdad
I donāt know much about the guy, but Iād say he probably wasnāt very active as a father figure.
There could be many reasons for that. Maybe he saw that Lane still hadnāt moved on from his dad and didnāt want to seem like he was trying to replace him. Or maybe he didnāt marry Laneās mom for love.
Maybe his mindset was āThey arenāt my kids. Iāll provide financial support but Iām not raising them.ā
That could be why Lane and his stepdad didnāt have the best relationship.
Lane did say the guy did what a typical dad would do, but maybe it was very subtle. Maybe he didnāt want to deal with drama or emotional messiness, so he stayed distant even when he knew Lane wasnāt okay.
That could be why Lane kept the same cold dull relationship with him.
5th: Easter eggs in Laneās apartment
First Easter egg: Amyās eyeshadow palette
Amyās eyeshadow palette has these words written on it:
āMy Heart Is In Pain But Iām Smiling For You.ā
If you click on the āPainā palette, the shadow gets scraped away and reveals red underneath.
Those are lyrics from Stereo Love by Edward Maya and Vika Jigulina, released in 2009.
It could represent both Lane and Amy. Lane said he still hadnāt moved on, while everyone around him acted like everything was fine. Maybe for a long time, he had to pretend he was fine too, until he couldnāt anymore.
Laly also mentioned that he hates family gatherings. Based on his momās Christmas card from last year, he didnāt go home then either.
Second Easter egg: The COD receipt
Iām not kidding when I say I woke my cousin up in the middle of the fucking night for this. The only thing I know about COD is Ghost smut on Tumblr, probably written by some underage girls with wildly unrealistic fantasies about emotionally unavailable military men.
Anyway, if you click on the barcode, MC keeps saying it looks weird.
My stoopid ass has experience working in a convenience store, so I kept staring at the barcode trying to figure out what was wrong with it. I noticed the dividers indeed werenāt in the normal order (like MC said) but I still had no idea what it meant.
So I woke up my cousin because heās been obsessed with COD for years. He used to play it while babysitting me in 2009.
He was confused and annoyed, but he still answered my call to look at the barcode because I was scared it was something related to COD that I couldnāt figure out myself.
Unfortunately, he was useless!!!!!!!!! He passed out while we were still on the call!!!!
So I had to take matters into my own hands.
And AHAHAHAHAHA, I finally figured it out. This is unreal.
Itās an alternate reality game puzzle created by Activision to hype up the launch of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 in 2009. I did hear my cousin mumble something about a campaign launch before he passed out, but I still had no idea what he was talking about.
The TC# works based on the dividers in the barcode.
Original:
TC# 23 5 18 14 5 18 9 19 19 1 4
After the dividers:
23 5 18 14 5 18 | 9 19 | 19 1 4
ITāS AN A1Z26 CIPHER.
You just organise the numbers based on the alphabet, where 1 = A, 2 = B, and so on.
So we get:
23 = W 5 = E 18 = R 14 = N 5 = E 18 = R / 9 = I 19 = S / 19 = S 1 = A 4 = D
-> WERNER IS SAD (because you hangout with Laney?)
Lots of people think BB and Red are the same person, but I don't. And here's why:
1. Scarlette.
- BB has a photo of Scarlette with her original color in his locker. The handwriting on the photo doesn't look like BB's, and there's also a year written in the back - 2004.
- BB stated he went to army in 2003 and returned 4 years later. He also said he started riding after he started working in the garage, and he didn't have a bike when he was working at Paw Pizza.
Summary: The pic was taken by Scarlette's previous owner, who then gave it to BB. The previous owner was most likely Red Biker. Why? The red helmet.
2. The red helmet.
- The mysterious red helmet belonged to someone else.
MC: I rarely see helmets with devil faces on them.
BB: Maybe... The man who wore this thought he was a devil. Or wanted everyone else to think he was.
MC: Wait... It's not yours?
BB: I borrowed it.
MC: Then is the previous owner fine?
BB: He just doesn't need it anymore.
- I don't think BB was wearing it himself because he says in other dialogue that red seems unnecessarily visible for him. He probably just kept it as a memorable thing. Like a piece of someone who was important to him.
3. Red color.
- BB doesn't like to draw attention to himself, he doesn't like when people look at him too much.
MC: I would've bet money you weren't the type of guy who likes drawing attention to himself.
BB: Then you would have made a lot of money. I prefer complete anonymity.
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MC: And... you only have black and white clothes in there? I think you'd look good in... I don't know-
MC: -red?
BB: Red seems unnecessarily visible. I prefer not to attract attention if I can avoid it.
- When BB and MC were talking about his phonecase, he said the person who gave it to him thought he lacked color. Concidering this, I think he was always wearing black/something neutral, so full red motorcycle gear sounds like something completely opposite to him. Besides, he also said in one of the dialogues that the gear takes too much time to put on, and he doesn't wear it for this reason.
MC: Pretty sure this doesn't even belong to you.
BB: It doesn't. Someone gave it to me.
BB: They told me I lacked color.
4. The second photo in the locker.
- On the second photo in BB's locker, someone else is standing with their back to the camera. Even though just a little piece of them was shown, we can see letters TI on their back.
Now take a look at Red's gear. Do you see something familiar?
DUCATI. Fits the letters on the photo.
- Why are this person's clothes not painted red on the photo, though the sharpie writing does? Because it would draw the player's attention, and it would basically confirm Red being not the same person as BB right away. There wouldn't be any intrigue anymore.
5. Mad Dog receipt in BB's wallet.
- The receipt dated October 2009, i.e. a month before the events of the game. When MC decided to give BB her number in shift 2, a message thread that also dated one month ago was in his phone. Laly wouldn't put such detail in the game if it didn't have a meaning behind it. This message thread could've been with Red.
- Lane was the cashier. Now remember his line, "Too many bikers these days." He probably meant BB and Red showing up at Mad Dog. Why didn't he recognize BB after that, then? BB probably was wearing the other helmet - his helmet on the photo in the locker is different, and he gives MC a matte black helmet before driving her to work in shift 3. So that means he has at least 2 of them: his present one and the one from the photo.
- Salted peanuts were in the receipt. At the end of shift 3, Red asked MC to scan a pack of salted peanuts that were no longer in stock, as she thought. Overall, the snacks listed in the receipt were salty, while BB has a sweet tooth, so it probably wasn't him buying all that stuff. Why did he keep the receipt, though? Honestly, I have no idea yet. Maybe something meaningful happened that day, and he decided to keep it as a reminder.
6. The scene at the end of shift 3.
- Red says to MC something like, "You won't do that for him? For me?". And I think by "he" Red meant BB, no matter whose route you chose. There are a lot of hints in the game that MC knew BB before, and I can't say the same about Lane. When MC went to Lane's for the key, she had a flashback, and Lane there was acting like he met her just a couple of days ago. Also, I doubt Amelia would've introduced MC to her brother due to their dynamic, so that means MC hadn't met Lane before she started working at Mad Dog.
- Red said he would drag MC back if she doesn't go back herself. She said she'll never do that, so something definitely happened in the past between her, BB, and Red. They were probably friends until the incident.
I know there are probably some things that might sound out of nowhere to someone, or something like, "I think so just because I feel so," but that's just my theory. And theories are supposed to show someone's perception and interpretation of the details and given information. So I just stated here what seemed logical to me, although it might still sound not as logical and neat as it is in my head, because I'm bad at converting my thoughts into proper sentences. Anyway, I did my best to make things look organized and meaningful.