#lanebbd

- 2002 Laney and Lub. (sketch)

since Ludwig is taller than Lane, teenage Lane always had the habit of raising his head to appear taller than he actually was.

vs

BB calls you "good girl" on his route

lane fostman as your baby daddy . . .

these are silly ass headcanons I thought of and hope it’s close to how lane acts. big bad dogs (by @where-spar0w-barks ) is an 18+ game so minors dni with this post. there’s mention of textured hair, obviously this is for my poc, just skip over it if it’s not applicable. tw: hints of misogyny (it’s the early 2000s), mentions of pregnancy sex (not explicit), hinting that lane is into breast milk, small hints at racism. pt.2 — here!

BD!Lane Fostman, who really wasn’t intending to get you pregnant, but he could admit that he wasn't doing much to prevent it either. Sure you were on the pill, but shit happens.

BD!Lane Fostman, whose actually pretty excited for the baby (whilst also feeling like he’s going to shit himself and pass out).

BD!Lane Fostman, who told Ludwig first about the news before telling his sister.

BD!Lane Fostman, who at first doesn’t exactly take the pregnancy seriously until he’s dealing with your erratic emotions, witnessing your aches and pains, and hearing and/or seeing your strange and diabolical food combinations.

BD!Lane Fostman, who complains about giving you money, but still does it anyway and then some. He even gives you the money his mother sends him.

BD!Lane Fostman, who is actually not even your official boyfriend… You both fucked in spur of the moments, and Lane smugly believes his semen is strong. “I guess I just got strong swimmers, babe~.”

BD!Lane Fostman, who is trying to get you to move in with him (and date him), but he also realizes that you’d both need a bigger space, and better paying jobs.

BD!Lane Fostman, who insists on being your designated driver, especially if you don’t have a car. This is even more of a reason why he wants you to move in with him. (He’s also willing to bargain with his sister.)

BD!Lane Fostman,who goes to your appointments, but not all of them at first. He insisted he couldn’t miss out on certain COD matches.. But he learned real fast what he’d be dealing with otherwise.

BD!Lane Fostman, who practically becomes a horn dog when he notices your tits getting fuller and are more sensitive. Prepare for his greedy hands to permanently be on them. Just wait til they’re leaking milk…

BD!Lane Fostman, who researched if it were safe to have sex while pregnant. He also boldly asks the doctor if you two could still fuck (yes, he got smacked on the arm for that). He was estactic when he realized he can still have sex with you!

BD!Lane Fostman, who reluctantly goes with you to classes if you decide to. He even does those breathing exercises with you and struggles to keep a straight face the entire time.

BD!Lane Fostman, who gets so riled up with male pride, anger, and poisonous jealousy when he sees that biker freak near you in any shape or form. It makes him smug knowing you’re carrying his and your baby.

BD!Lane Fostman, who really thinks you’re radiant throughout your pregnancy, even when you complained about how your body was changing. Would he find stretch marks gross? Probably yeah if it’s on another girl, but you? He doesn’t give a fuck. You’re his.

BD!Lane Fostman, who thinks you’re gonna be spending so much money on baby clothes, when in fact, he is the one who can’t stop putting cute baby garments into the basket.

BD!Lane Fostman, who loves being out in public with you. Even if you’re still not yet dating, other people don’t know that! He’s always quick to claim you before you can say anything.

BD!Lane Fostman, who eventually researches how to work with textured hair. He’ll deny it like a silly ass loser (because “doing hair is for girls”),but he can’t lie that it’s important he knows how to in case an emergency. Imagine walking around with your kid whose hair is all sloppy? Yeah, not on his watch.

BD!Lane Fostman, who says he doesn’t care what the gender is, but he wants a little girl, and hopes she gets most of your beautiful genes.

BD!Lane Fostman, who keeps the ultrasound pictures in his wallet, right along with a candid photo of you.

BD!Lane Fostman, who nearly faints when he realizes he’s having twins, one girl and one boy.

Made this a few months ago but never posted bc I'm lazy asf😃