#bigskizz

B glared teasingly at the man across the kitchen where he was patching up the wound he'd stolen, a smug grin on his husband's face. They'd had this back and forth for years at this point, Skizz insisting that, since he could heal them faster, that it was better! BigB just didn't want to see his husband be so selfless, even if the gesture was kind.

"Next time you don't wanna take out the trash, I'm using my persuasion on you," B muttered, hunching over the cutting board to snicker at Skizz's undignified squawk.

"You wouldn't dare!"

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A debate over if that is even the same thing follows, of which there is no clear winner. Skizz argues it's completely different, 'cause he's doing this to help BigB and taking out the trash would do the same! Whilst BigB sits in the corner that if Skizz wants to be useful, he can take the trash, not his injuries.