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Bigfoot Hero of the woods a graphic story

This next Cryptid is by far THE most famous that we have been in pursuit of thus far, and quite possibly the most dangerous.  Peacing the fuck out of the West Virginia (an actual place, who knew!) we head south west for the arid lonesome desert of the American Southwest. 

El Chupacabra, Ol' Chupy, Chup, ChupyChupy, or if your and ass "Goat Sucker" is a North American Cryptid that has been around since the mid 90's and has been sighted as far south as Chile and as far north as Maine where one dude is pretty sure he saw one that one Halloween in '96.  Ol' Chupy was first spotted in Puerto Rico and sightings quickly spread throughout the America's and eventually found their way to fucking Russia. Universally the descriptions are largely the same, Chup is described as a short mean looking SOB that has real problem with domesticated animals and frequently fucks their shit up.  Since the 90's Chupacabra sightings have been on the rise and the evidence is becoming overwhelming.  So when lamestream "scientists" try to tell you El Chupacabra could be explaineud by a rare disease that only affects coyotes called  Sarcoptes scabiei you can tell them to shove this photo EVIDENCE where the sun don't shine. 

Kevin's Cryptids ripped straight from the headlines, and given to my loyal readers. #JournalisticIntegrity #FACTS #FuckYouScience

Chupacabra is fast as fuck.  #ThatsAtLeast25MPH 

Ol' Chupy doing his thang. #SuchAnAssholeChupy 

Whatever it is, its out there. 

-Kev