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It's a chengxianwang fic that was very fun!

I loved the ending, it made me giggle 👌 @starrizlightning

Thirteen Inches

by Bideroo

M, 18k, Chengxianwang

Summary: Jiang Cheng, a professional housekeeper, finds himself entangled with an eccentric, beautiful man—and said man's expensive, beautiful sex doll.

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Hello! You hit a trio of team efforts. 👀

Qin Su's Slutty Adventures is a delightfully filthy porn-logic romp @maniibear and I have written like... half-ish of wherein Qin Su, having <handwaves> discovered the truth of her parentage ahead of schedule and perhaps engaged in a little light parricide with her brothers, decides that her next goal is to strengthen inter-sect relationships. Carnally. Her brothers are happy to help meimei achieve her dreams. 😌 It's basically "you've heard of slut shaming but what about slut praising huh?": the fic.

[INCEST WARNING]

A puff of laughter greets her lips, and then slender, callused fingers slide along her jaw and into her hair. The hand is too small to be Jin Zixuan’s, and the calluses are wrong to be Jin Guangyao’s. She shivers in excitement at the realization that for the first time, they’ve brought her someone new. Their lips are soft, teasing against her own, and she's dizzy just from the kiss, so turned on that it's finally happening, that her geges have deemed her ready. She moans a little when they pull away, and her partner gives a low, amused chuckle. When the blindfold is removed, she looks up to see the smirking face of Luo Qingyang, cheeks flushed and eyes hot. "Don't think we didn't remember everyone on your list, meimei," Jin Zixuan says, kneeling behind Qin Su to untie the sash at her waist. "Mianmian was very excited to help us get you ready." "Can't be cultivation society's favorite slut if you don't know your way around a pussy," Luo Qingyang says with a wink. “It will be my genuine pleasure to help you in your ambitions, Qin-guniang.”

[/end incest warning]

JYL tentacle friend is a very sketchy PWP idea @theleakypen and I have discussed wherein a friendly cephalopod with some mental projection powers squeezes its entire body into a cavity she did NOT expect it to fit. 🫢🐙

And Zhancheng Magic Boyfriend Journal is an unfinished modern AU with @bideroo where Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji are each gifted a diary that is enchanted to link with that of your soulmate so you can exchange anonymous messages. Here's JC's opening salvo:

Well, I’ll give them this, the commitment to verisimilitude is impressive. I’m pretty sure this is bullshit, but if there’s actually someone on the other end of this, hi, I guess.

My name is ncuk47^÷&×hdj7hka(@

You can call me hdk^63$(zws<@=p

hdk^63$(zws<@=p

Wow, for a journal that’s supposed to help us find our “fated one,” you’d think they’d be a little less zealous with the redacting.

MAN WHAT IF WE FINISHED THINGS HUH? Thank you for the ask!

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji Characters: Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Nighthunts, Teasing, Getting Together, Close Quarters Exchange (tag: Swallowed by the Same Beastie), Explicit Language, Ficlet Summary: