Beyonce: "Shut your mouth and Knowles your role model"
Without a doubt amongst women,womyn or womb-men, or whatever silly names you guys gals come up with, Beyonce is the Queen. She is the female Jesus Christ. Turning water into wine? pfft that was so B.C. Bread into fish? Yeah. If you a broke nigga (sorry jesus). How about turning water into champagne? Bread into Caviar, lobster and Scrimp! She only walk on water so thirsty niggas can taste her feet.
The Rock: Who is he most electrifying entertainer in the world?
Steve: Well, thats easy. obviously it is --
Yeah Steve, shut up. no one wants to hear your opinions. If the answer wasn't Beyonce then you can have several seats sir.
SMH STEVE.
Why is Beyonce so great, you ask? Well, shut up Steve and I'll tell you. Since the beginning of time on the continent of Skankonia (not to be confused with Stankonia)
OutKast. learn some hip-hop Steve
there was a time when women could not get along with each other. They didn't fight like how men fought. They are not aggressors. They are passive aggressors. They CAN and they WILL effectively assassinate you with a well placed subliminal facebook status.. Men throw grenades. Women throw greSHADEs.(terrible pun Steve. don't do it)
They will also try to out-pretty you by buying overpriced names like gucci or prada that just so happens to be attached to a purse. the purse is just the bonus.
well one day Queen Beyowulf... with her husband Grendel Jay-Z (Pictured Below) decided to transform Skankonia into a beautiful paradise. She uses her highly refined gift of hiring talented writers and producers for her to create beautiful music and hypnotic dancing. The "Single Ladies" dance video has effectively destroyed relationships with a staggering 100% success rate. 20% of the women broke up with their men after hearing the anthem. While another 80% nagged their men until they eventually "Put a ring on it".
Its a Beowulf joke Steve. Learn to read a book sometime.
The Bronze goddess, also going by the name 'Sasha Fierce' that one brief time only and never heard from again, (not to be confused with sister Solange) united the womenfolk of Skankonia. Shade were no longer used for hurling insults at each other, but to anyone whoever thinks about bad mouthing Queen Bey. One Giant victory for women, One huge defeat for men. Dislike a Beyonce song? You are not a human anymore. To them you are a hater. They will shoot so many shade arrows at you they will block out the sun, (appropriate metaphor with the verb 'throwing shade'. Take notes Steve and king Xerces). you cannot go against the Queen Bey hivemind. They will destroy you Steve! They will destroy all of us. She took over the Mecca of Man known as the Superbowl and turned it into her own concert! That is some scary stuff Steve.
If you look up the word infallible in the dictionary what would you find?
Steve: a picture of Beyonce?
Don't be an idiot Steve. You would find the definition. The definition would be Beyonce. In the eyes of a woman she can do no wrong. And its about time too. Its a symbol of hope. This proves that women can be happy for other women! She finally drew the line between the grown & Sexy and..the ratchets. Separating the girls from women. The Classy from the messy. The Goddesses from the "O' God. that heffa is here".
A young, rich, beautiful, black woman with no dirt on her? We haven't had that since Queen Cleopatra. (pictured Below)
(Mark Antony with Queen Cleopatra, circa 41 B.C)
Jesus, pick up a history book sometime Steven.
So in closing, what did you learn Steve?
Steve: She is a great role model and performer with great business acumen. She deserves my respect. She is mother, lover, dancer,singer, performer, entrepreneur, entertainer. She is all that and a
Jesus Christ Steve, calm down. Her music is aight and all but she's not a God or anything. Don't be a stan.
ok never mind. All Hail King Beyeezus
and somebody get me a surfboard!
