#betterthanclocks

Hmm, yes.  This is an excellent Charlie, who is also an excellent pillow Dan is getting comfy on.  Unacceptable levels of dark eye circles, the only treatment for which is obviously excessive Crushing.

“I warned you.” The shit eating grin says he knows exactly how much warning they were going to get.

“Urgh... Fair, I guess...” Charlie grumbled, shifting slightly under Dan’s weight so they could get slightly more comfortable. There was no point in trying to push him off, even if Charlie had the energy for it he was a damn heavy son of a bitch when he wanted to be. 

Because I misread an earlier prompt and decided to throw Phanos in, too.

who said i love you first?

Daniel and Phanos were the first actual couple in this bunch and Daniel did it first. Then Danny and Char hooked up and Charlie slipped up. Non-romantically though, Dan and Phanos have everyone beat. Fite them.

who laughs when the other trips?

Dan and Phanos are The Terribros for a reason.

who pays the bills?

Daniel and Charlie just kind of. Take over, in that regard. Danny has to adjust to that while Dan and Phanos are perfectly content to let it lie.

which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?

Dan and Phanos get Halloween Hype and everyone is dragged in. I also think Charlie and Daniel can bounce off each other every day other than Valentines, which Daniel probably kidnaps Phanos for. Truce is relatively quiet other than eggnog, and any excuse for MORE BOOM is going to be taken advantage of by Dan and Phanos.

who’s more clumsy?

Danny wants it on record that just because he sometimes meets a door face-first does not have any bearing on his ability to kick some serious ass.

who checks their daily horoscope?

Okay Danny’s going to need to start keeping a chart. Phanos helps, surprisingly.

who sings louder in the car?

Who put all these people in the same vehicle?

who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?

Daniel and Charlie are going to fight Danny and Dan and Phanos is going to keep score with Python.

who is more up to date in pop culture?

Daniel is probably the general expert. He socializes the most.

who insists on going to see the newest movies?

Danny, and it’s an Adventure getting everyone to settle in and get the right snacks and NOT get kicked out.

who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?

Every halfa.

who’s the lighter sleeper?

Phanos unless Dan smush.

who believes in ghosts?

:}

who does the grocery shopping?

Danny and Daniel probably go out occasionally when they want something special to take back home. 

who updates their facebook status more often?

I think anything I say can and will be held against me in a court of noodle, but anything I don’t say because of that will be held against me even harder.

//Is it Romantic? Is it Platonic? Fuck your rules//

who said i love you first?

Dan did, and then he licked Pol’s blade and grossed them out.

who laughs when the other trips?

Pol mocks the shit out of Dan for it

who pays the bills?

They both got the skillz

which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?

Mother.Fucking.HALLOWEEN. HYPE.

who’s more clumsy?

Dan, Pollentia is actually pretty graceful.

who checks their daily horoscope?

Dan, lowkey.

who sings louder in the car?

It’s a competition, fuck your car roof

who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?

Dan, and Pollentia doesn’t get why everyone gets so mad about it

who is more up to date in pop culture?

Dan, but Pol is catching up.

who insists on going to see the newest movies?

Pollentia, but only the ones that look terrible

who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?

Pol gets surprisingly choked up, heck off. 

who’s the lighter sleeper?

Pol, although they at least try to sleep when Dan does. Attempts are made.

who believes in ghosts?

i mean

who does the grocery shopping?

Dan provides Pollentia with a constant stream of new and exciting food things, some of them are good and some of them are actual literal garbage.

who updates their facebook status more often?

Well, well.

You’re an excellent and very entertaining monster, with a very appealing attitude for this -- primarily by enjoying yourself without remorse.

You’re very interesting and perceptive with a distinct flare for presentation, when you care enough to show it off.

When you do care, it’s fiercely, and whether or not it’s wise I respect that immensely.

You have a rather astonishing capacity to make me feel spectacularly stupid, which is frustrating.

You’re stubborn and sullen when your pride is pricked and seem almost dedicated to making conflict resolution as difficult as possible in this state.

To say that she wasn’t nervous would have been an outright lie. First, she got that weird feeling on Halloween night that she never could quite shake, now here she was pacing in her living room, terrified of anybody that might come to her door. 

Maggie had told her all about Atros and his return. She even left her with a protective ward to place around the house, but they both knew it wouldn’t do much. If anything so much as put a toe over the threshold, any transformation, glamour or disguise would drop. It would also act like an electric fence to supernatural beings that weren’t granted access to her home, which left Maggie, Danny and the rest of the Masters family. It was something, but it wasn’t enough.

SEND “👏”AND I’LL DESCRIBE WHAT A FUSION BETWEEN OUR MUSES WOULD LOOK AND ACT LIKE. - Closed

Chan was very lazy about naming themselves because they ‘Were Too Busy Being Awesome’. In their own words. 

They got to keep Dan’s badass prosthetic arm, but Charlie insisted on losing the cape. It was awkward enough keeping track of the tail back there. They have four eyes, but unevenly distributed so that’s fun for their depth perception. Height wise they stand about nine feet tall, although that’s hard to gauge because they float more than they actually stand or walk. 

Chan is brash, loud, and rowdy. Violent and only barely able to control those impulsive urges. Fiercely, rabidly protective of the people closest to them, but also just as likely to turn around and start flinging casual insults at those same people. This is how they show affection. They are the only ones allowed to fuck with their family and friends. 

If given the opportunity and no supervision, they are likely to put just about anything in their mouth and decide that it’s food. Including and especially things that are decidedly not food.