You retrieve the CROOK OF FRAILTY!

Time to employ something from your DRAWER OF MYSTERY.

You've been putting it off all morning - it's time to go rake in your sweet loot.

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Although... you don't think you can risk another confrontation with your father while still unprepared.

-- aquaticAlchemist [AA] began pestering cryptoCytologist [CC] --

CC: heyy CC: caseyyy AA: Ah! Lalonde AA: I was wondering when you'd get online CC: sorry it took so long :(( CC: but i hope i am the first to say... CC: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! CC: (lmao rhyming) AA: Pfft. AA: Thankyou AA: You are indeed the first person to say it AA: In fact you're the first person to talk to me today CC: wow th eothers need to pick up their fuckin act CC: unlike yours truly CC: they don't know how to treat their bffsies AA: Indeed. You are the bestest of BFFs-'ies' AA: But I'm sure the others will come around eventually AA: Strider is probably busy AA: And who knows what bizarre exotic timezone Harley comes from CC: well when mr strudle does message you make sure to mention that SWEET RHYME i dropped CC: hell be so fuckin jealous CC: of my sick raps AA: I'm sure he'll be beyond jealous AA: Maybe he'll shed a single tear AA: Obviously the manliest tear to ever have been shed AA: It'll probably sparkle for a moment AA: With pure sugoi AA: Whatever that is CC: ofc CC: all the ironies of his ancestors will be hidden in that single tear AA: 'Fucking incredible', he will utter under his breath AA: Before exploding in some kind of feathery supernova CC: his remains will be transported to the best school there is CC: bird school CC: for birds AA: Caw caw, motherfucker AA: You will be missed CC: rip u feathery asshole AA: What were we talking about again CC: oh right!!! CC: my plush rump pestered you at this very fine hour CC: to ask CC: if you have checked the mail yet! AA: I have not! AA: Is there perchance a particular item I may have received? CC: maaaaaybe ;) ;) ;) CC: but youd have to go look and seeeee AA: Oh what a vague maiden you are AA: Fine AA: I will go and check my mail CC: yaay!!! CC: good luck! AA: I'll be needing it AA: I can hear my father already AA: Okay AA: Talk to you again soon CC: ttyl!!