Familiarstuck.

You retrieve the CROOK OF FRAILTY!

Time to employ something from your DRAWER OF MYSTERY.

You've been putting it off all morning - it's time to go rake in your sweet loot.

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Although... you don't think you can risk another confrontation with your father while still unprepared.

-- aquaticAlchemist [AA] began pestering cryptoCytologist [CC] --

CC: heyy CC: caseyyy AA: Ah! Lalonde AA: I was wondering when you'd get online CC: sorry it took so long :(( CC: but i hope i am the first to say... CC: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! CC: (lmao rhyming) AA: Pfft. AA: Thankyou AA: You are indeed the first person to say it AA: In fact you're the first person to talk to me today CC: wow th eothers need to pick up their fuckin act CC: unlike yours truly CC: they don't know how to treat their bffsies AA: Indeed. You are the bestest of BFFs-'ies' AA: But I'm sure the others will come around eventually AA: Strider is probably busy AA: And who knows what bizarre exotic timezone Harley comes from CC: well when mr strudle does message you make sure to mention that SWEET RHYME i dropped CC: hell be so fuckin jealous CC: of my sick raps AA: I'm sure he'll be beyond jealous AA: Maybe he'll shed a single tear AA: Obviously the manliest tear to ever have been shed AA: It'll probably sparkle for a moment AA: With pure sugoi AA: Whatever that is CC: ofc CC: all the ironies of his ancestors will be hidden in that single tear AA: 'Fucking incredible', he will utter under his breath AA: Before exploding in some kind of feathery supernova CC: his remains will be transported to the best school there is CC: bird school CC: for birds AA: Caw caw, motherfucker AA: You will be missed CC: rip u feathery asshole AA: What were we talking about again CC: oh right!!! CC: my plush rump pestered you at this very fine hour CC: to ask CC: if you have checked the mail yet! AA: I have not! AA: Is there perchance a particular item I may have received? CC: maaaaaybe ;) ;) ;) CC: but youd have to go look and seeeee AA: Oh what a vague maiden you are AA: Fine AA: I will go and check my mail CC: yaay!!! CC: good luck! AA: I'll be needing it AA: I can hear my father already AA: Okay AA: Talk to you again soon CC: ttyl!!

said:

> Try to summon Tom Daley through the summoning circle.

If you're not advanced enough to summon human body parts with the circle, how do you think you're supposed to summon an entire PERSON?

...but what if it worked?

A whole Tom Daley to yourself.

Alright. You give it a go.

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During your attempt to summon Tom Daley, it appears one of your chums has been summoned to their keyboard

You can't alchemise human body parts! That's way too advanced - or at least for you, at this stage of your training.

And besides, you've already got arms, salamancer! > Examine Summoning Circle

In the corner of your room is your SUMMONING CIRCLE, painted in BLACK OIL on the floor. You use it to practice your skills in the ALCHEMIC and NECROMANTIC ARTS. > Examine Free! poster

These five boys' passion for swimming inspires you. Their hard-working qualities and good-mannered competetiveness are perfect qualites for the role-models of swimmers everywhere!

FREE! FOR THE TEAM!

WOW.

You love things related to your passion of water. Plus, cute animated boys??? Now you've seen everything! > Who's this douchebag?

Tom Daley is your absolute most favourite person related to water of all time. He's such a good role model for young people everywhere! Openly bisexual, he braved the onslaught of homophobia, like he braved the onslaught of pressure at the 2008 olympic games, in which he was the youngest of any nationality to compete! (Outside of swimming of course).

SOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOL!!

He also isn't bad to look at, some people might think.