Operation Mincemeat Dashboard Simulator
๐๏ธ queenjean
makin my way downtown, walking fast
๐ฅ hester-leggatt
Why are you posting on social media, Miss Leslie, when you're fifteen minutes late to work?
๐๏ธ queenjean
walking faster
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๐ josรฉ-osรฉรฉรฉรฉรฉรฉรฉ
ยกFELIZ CUMPLEAรOS A MI COLEGA PREFERIDO! ๐๐
โ๏ธ donjuan678
DIOS MรO GRACIAS ๐ฅณ
๐ josรฉ-osรฉรฉรฉรฉรฉรฉรฉ
DE NADA quieres un poco de pastel mรกs tarde
โ๏ธ donjuan678
CLARO QUE Sร
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๐ฌ๐ง ewen-montagu-offical
at the bar striaght up "destrying it." and by it haha well lets jusr say. charles anxiity
๐ฌ๐ง ewen-montagu-offical
everyone ive evre loved is gong to die :/ which sucks ig BUT the dr,nks are so goood
#drimk #pholisophy
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๐ฆ deadinthewater22
coworker called me a genius today and I'm walking on air! finally feels like I'm worth something to these people after all
๐ฆ deadinthewater22
I can't believe this
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๐ฌ๐ง ewen-montagu-offical
I was the head of Operation Mincemeat at MI5 and authored the beloved book and movie about it! AMA
#ewen montagu #the man who never was #operation mincemeat
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๐ฆ insect-a-day
Glasswing Butterfly (Greta oto)
#insect a day #daily insects #glasswing butterfly #greta oto #entomology
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๐ฌ๐ง ewen-montagu-offical
I am the real Ewen Montagu?????? why does no one believe me
๐ฌ๐ง ewen-montagu-offical
everyone's a critic it seems. unfair :(
๐ฌ๐ง ewen-montagu-offical
tf is the officalverse
#monty answers
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๐ฉ coronerofmyeye
Does anyone in the greater London area have need of an extra human leg (left, female, middle-aged, lightly rotted, minimal hair)?
โ east-end-girl
me
๐ฉ coronerofmyeye
DM me ;)
#london corpse trade
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๐บ๐ฒ american-pilot-stories
First flight over the Bay of Cadiz today!!! Wish me luck :)
๐บ๐ฒ american-pilot-stories
GEEEZ LOIUSE
๐บ๐ฒ american-pilot-stories
Ok so update? I'm feelin fineee dw but I did crash lol and now I'm in some Spanish morgue trying to identify this one dead body? I don't know him I think he's a Brit or sth
#whew can't believe I survived that #tales from the cockpit
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๐ col-john-bevan
I am a terrible and completely senseless person with no brain in his head. I delight in ordering others about because of my complete incompetency to get anything done myself. Also I slander my subordinates and wish I could bloody kill them all. Please sack me. I should not be leading any military operations.
๐๏ธ queenjean
oh my god
๐ฅ hester-leggatt
Sir, are you feeling all right?
๐ cracker-beryl
with all due respect miss leggatt there is no chance in hell col bevan wrote this. i think @ewen-montagu-offical is blowing off steam again
๐ col-john-bevan
no i'm not
๐ col-john-bevan
I mean no he's not
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๐ฆ insect-a-day
is it normal to want your coworker to grab you by the tie and push you into a wall
๐ฆ insect-a-day
wrong blog
๐๏ธ queenjean
ok so we can agree that insect-a-day is run by @deadinthewater22 right
#right??? #like I knew he was gay but omg
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๐ช๐ฆ red-wine-fizzy-pop
I'm in Spain :D
๐ฌ๐ง ewen-montagu-offical
thank you captain obvious
๐ช๐ฆ red-wine-fizzy-pop
You're welcome :D
๐ฉ coronerofmyeye
but are you in Spain without the A and N?
๐ช๐ฆ red-wine-fizzy-pop
Where is Spi is that near Huelva
#genuinely confused? I've never heard of this place :( #spain #british consulate in spain
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๐ฌ๐ง ewen-montagu-offical
@ping-pong-diplomacy turn off anon I know it's you
#monty answers
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๐๏ธ queenjean
"average agent buys three cocktails per mission with MI5's money" factoid actually just statistical error. average agent buys zero cocktails per mission with MI5's money. Bar Crawls Monty, who uses government funds to buy seven cocktails every night, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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๐ฅ hester-leggatt
Bridge players of Tumblr, do any of you have any advice for catching a player cheating? There's this heinous woman who is constantly defeating me during Bridge Night at my local library, and I'm nearly certain that she has extra cards up her sleeve somehow, but I haven't yet been able to prove it.
โฃ๏ธ sue-the-bridge-champ
skill issue
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